3.1 A Most Unexpected Reunion

sooo... i herd thomewon tawkin abowt a artefakt at a doorfin valt makin animelth and thtuff go cwazy tho im wike well ill chek it owt and thee wath goin on with that. well it turnth owt that jafaw and varkith herd the thame thing tho i gwoopd up with them agin and thith time we not gonna git got by thom gobwinth we gonna taik cawe of it fow weel thith tiem. AND THIN WE FOWND WONDALINE WIKE WAT ITH SHE DOIN HEWE FIRTHT I THAW MATILDA AND NOW I THEE WONDALINE WAT ITH GOIN ON? at fiwtht she dint theem to wegconiz.... wecgonzie... no me but i toad her abowt how i new her and wan awound with her in the old pwathe we caim fwom and i wath wike didint u die in the wava win you jumpt in to dethtwoy the curthd wing ow thomethin and thuddenwy she wath wike howd u no that and i thaid thee i new u wath wondaline! and thin im wike do you poop and she cwearwy dint wike me athkin her that tho i new for shure she wemembewed me. but she thaid she cudnt wemembew a wot abowt wat happind to her but i wath able to make her wemembew. i thaid ith tho gud theein u agin but she thtill didnt wook wike she wath totawwy on bord with it tho i jutht wet it go for now.
 
n e way we maid ow way to witethpawwow and fownd the guy we wath pothed to tawk to tho we tawkd to him and he wath wike u guyth gotta git to the mineth and figgur owt wat happind to the miner ekthpwowewth cuz i havint herd fwom them for a while but he didnt wanna go up thewe himthelf cuz he hath to thtay hewe and dwink ow thomethin. i noticed he wath wering a gowd pindint with a helmit and akth on it. i didnt athk abowt it cuz i didnt think to do it at the time. he dwawd uth a map and showd uth how to git there tho off we wint to the gowdpeek mowntinth mineth.
 
aftew a few dayth we finawwy fownd the wite awea. varkith and jafaw thint theiw hokth up to thee if thewe wath n e thing danjrith ahed and they caim bak and towd them abowt thom wuffth and im wike ya we can take them owt eethy and tho we did. thay wath big wuffs but we got em no pwobwem. wookth wike thay jutht got dun eetin cuz they weft a wot of ded animleth tho maybe we awe on the wite twack now. wondaline notithd that ith not jutht the wuffs that wookd beatin cuz it wookth wike a buncha the animelth hew hav bite mawkth and cwaw mawkth on them por thingth. we gotta git thith thing befow it can dethtwoy evwything awownd hewe.
 
we keep goin and evintuawwy we find a cave with a camp in it. thith mutht be the mineth. but befow we go in we thee thome weiwd wookin dogth with mowe than won hed iv never theen a dog wike that. well ith time to put them down i guetth tho off we go fiting them. they wath pwetty eethy two cuz it dint take a wong time to fite them but they did bite me a buncha timeth tho now we gonna wetht fow a wong time thinth we got a camp wite hewe tho we mite ath well uthe it. oh i fowgot to menshin the doorf bodieth awound hewe it wookth wike they got got by the wuffs so now we gotta move them away fwom the tenth tho we can uthe them. jafaw thaid he can thet up an awawm thpel tho if n e thing caim at uth at nite he wud wake up and thin wake uth up to fite if we had too. wukiwy we didnt haf to cuz nuthin caim.
 
we waked up and made shur to wook thwu evwything hewe to thee if we can find any woot and we did. the doorfth had thome munny and won of the cwateth had a buncha gowd bawth. thay had that thame pitcher of the helmit and akth that the doorf at the witethpawwow wath werin. tho we definitwy fownd tha wite pwathe. we gather it up and take it with uth into the cave. wondaline towd uth that wile we wath wethtin she cud here the song with a mewody. i thaid i cudnt hewe it tho i akthed her if she cud thing the thong fow uth but she didnt wanna thing it but thin i herd thomethin and wookd awownd. jafaw and varkith hewd it two and win we wookd bak at wondaline she wath wike wat r u all wookin at and im wike WONDALINE FAWTED I NEW IT I TOWD U and thin im wike how wong hav u bin howdin that in cuth it thtinkth wike cwazy. gud fow u wondaline mabee we can git u thome food to see if u can poop now!
 
n e way we twy to be thooper quite walkin thwu the cave cuz who nothe wath awownd the cownew. well the firtht thing we come up to ith a big hole in tha gwownd and the onwy way acwoth it ith a cupple bordth that go over it. jafaw can make it eethy cuz he can fwy but the wetht of uth cant tho we gotta be caweful. win jafaw ith on the othew thie im wike wat if we take won of thethe bordth and move it over to the othew won to make it a bit eethier to git acwoth and jafaw ith wike ya thath a gud idea and im wike man thomethimeth i impweth mythelf i wat hapy i caim up with that idea. jafaw helpd me moov it over and he tied it up to the other uthin hith wope and thin we all got acwotth nuthin to it.
 
up ahed wondaline wint firtht cuz she can thee and hewe beter than uth. thin they towd me to take it up the wear thinthe wondaline was up fwont and they thtawted waffin and im wike wath tho funy and jafaw thaid oh nuthin wowy ur jutht awethome and im wike aww thankth bud. i thtill dont no wat wath tho funy but watevr. ill jutht keep taking it up the wear and theein if n e thing cometh fwom our behind.
 
jutht thin wondaline thtepd on thomethin and made the pwathe come awive tho ith time to fite agin. thith time we tuk down thom onkegth and thewe wath a big dead withard wookin thing in the midel of the woom. thome mowe onkegth joind in but we tuk em all owt. we thaw thewe wath a bunch mowe doorfth in the hall ahed but they dint hav all their body parth they wath kinda thpewd all ovew the pwathe it wookd kinda nathty.
 
we wint into the nekth woom and now we cud all hewe the thong wondaline herd. it thowndid wike it wath comin fwom the wittle thtachue in the midel of the woom with a bwack pull awownd it. thewe wath a cuple other thatchueth here and wike eweventy chethtth and a ded doorf guy reeching fow a akth. wat the hek happind hewe? but thin ath i got cwother to the midel thtachue a gowd wobthew with tentacleth comin owt ith mowth came up fwom the bwack thtuff and gwabbd me with ith cwawth. varkith wondaline and jafaw wath wike oh no they got him but im wike ya ith got me wite were i want to be and jutht thtawted thwingin my thord. the othewth did a gwate job helpin to cuz we got him after a wittle bit. we did gud. appawentwy that thingth cald a chool ow thomethin iv never theen won befowe it akshuwy wookd kinda cool cuz it wath all gowd and thtuff.
 
jafaw thaid he thinkth ath wong ath that thtachue ith up itll keep thinging and making the animelth awownd hewe mad and cwazy tho we betr brake it and i wath wike thay weth and thtawted powndin on it awong with the otherth and we finawwy got it brokn. ath thoon ath it bwoke the bwack thtuff in the pull thtoppd wippewing and the thong thtoppd. it wath quite agin.
 
jafaw and wondaline thtaid in the woom to chek all the chethth and thtuff wile varkith and me wint owt into the hallway i towd him iv bin thwu enuff to no we shud thtep bak. ith a gud thing we did cuz aftew a cupple chethth one of them ekthpwodid into a big ol cwoud of thtuff that made jafaw and wondaline choke a bit but varkith and me wer gud owt here in the hallway. evintuawwy thay get thim all opin and we thpwit up evwything we fownd and wint bak to uwuthiwiuuwuiu.
 
awong the way i got to thinkin abowt wethr we shud take thith thtuff bak to the doorf guy in witethpawwow but i gueth the othewth dint wanna do that.
 
by the way dwaugnir if u can here me hear pweathe wet my pawenth no that im thtwill thinkin abowt them and i wanna git bak to them ath thoon ath pothibel. oh and thank u for wetting me thee wondaline agin it wath tho nithe to thee her after she thacwifithed herthelf to dethtwow that curthe. i thtill think abowt that thometimeth and how i wish i cudve thtoppd her and did thomethin myself. she wath vewy bwave. and now i git to tawk to her agin evin if she thtill doethnt wike me vewy much. i wondew if matilda nose sheth hear.
 
i wondew who elth i mite find.