Montgomery Ward & CO Catalog

It is the occasional policy of our house to supply the customer on every aspect of goods they buy and save them money and deliver via wagon express freight or rail to you anywhere in the united states. Even deep into the western sands of the Nevada desert or the high marsh of the Appalachian plains, where the only source of companionship is the Good Book or this catalogue in your very hands. You can furnish your home, yourself, even your guns to the finest standard of society today with the items contained in this book and soon find yourself surpassing in standards everyone in your abject town.   All of our employees and sales agents are instructed to uphold our peak level of satisfaction by treating each and every one of our customers in the manner that they deserve based on your life, income, lineage, and breeding befitting of them. Our goods are of a vastly superior quality than any other retailer and we feel under obligation to do all that we can to secure your business to the demise of our competitors. In addition, it is our aim to accurately portray every article within this book that is offered to you our most priced customer. To do as such each and every illustration is painstakingly hand engraved from photographs of every article offered. There will be, at times, subtle, mild, or drastic differences between the product received and the illustration. This is no fault of ours as it is well known that artist are a morose, desultory lot frequently consumed by caprices and intoxicants and they are frankly lucky to have employment altogether.   This catalogue will undoubtably fall into the hands of those who are not familiarized with the fact that we are the best supply house on the earth. Should you encounter someone that expresses such incredulous doubt, flip open to a page in the catalogue and point to any article herein and demand they explain that other concern can ship this item to the far corners of the earth for such unusually low prices. They will stammer of course and walk away in shame, leaving you standing with your head held high know you are getting the most for your hard earned dollar.