2024 Cabinet of Curiosities

Extract from a record of items confiscated from students of the Peacekeeper Academy from the year 4747 PT
 

Confiscated Items | 4747 PT

Below is a list of items, oddities and paraphernalia confiscated from students attending the Peacekeeper Academy between 1 One 4747 PT and 25 Ten 4747 PT. Information provided MUST include name of student, birth planet of student and reason for confiscation.  

Galactic Codex

Student
Peacekeeper Ken Y'Alt
P'Ache Prime  
Reason
Contraband - Flamable Material
Ancient
 
Galactic Codex
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Syfa

Student
Peacekeeper Beegar M'Red
P'Ache Major  
Reason
Contraband - A.I. in an exam
Sentient
 
Syfa
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Vkan Arm

Student
Brrangrra Prraa
Victor  
Reason
Hitting other students with it
Weak
 
Vkan Arm
Item | Jul 10, 2024
 

Autogrowler

Student
Peacekeeper Beegar M'Red
P'Ache Major  
Reason
Disrupting Initiative class
Chaos
 
Autogrowler
Item | Sep 2, 2024

Student Poetry

Student
Peacekeeper Moon W'Low
P'Ache Minor  
Reason
Distressing other students
Art
 
Student Poetry
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Rantis

Student
Peacekeeper Skytra C'Rsty
P'Ache Major  
Reason
Eating during orientation
Sweet
 
Rantis
Item | Aug 26, 2024
 

Hoof Pick

Student
Sun Of Absent Beneath The Sky
Tribor  
Reason
Picking Hoofs in Diplomacy class
Pointy
 
Hoof Pick
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Single User Lock

Student
Peacekeeper Beegar M'Red
P'Ache Major  
Reason
Restraining classmates
Keep
 
Single User Lock - S.U.L.
Item | Jul 28, 2024

Wakeful Tabs

Student
Peackeeper Dra G'Ief
P'Ache Prime  
Reason
Dosing in Combat class
Rest
 
Wakeful Tabs - Polyneurovexical
Item | Jul 10, 2024
 

Tongue Flash Chews

Student
Chial Slaaa
Succeed  
Reason
Selling contraband
Language
 
Tongue Flash Chews
Item | Sep 7, 2024

Macran Pipe

Student
Peacekeeper Hantler D'Ryl
P'Ache Micro  
Reason
Smoking between classes
Memories
 
Macran Pipe
Item | Nov 6, 2024

Pocket Bed

Student
Peacekeeper Moon W'Low
P'Ache Minor  
Reason
Sleeping in the cafeteria
Soft
 
Pocket Bed
Item | Jul 10, 2024
 

Time Dilation Tabs

Student
Peackeeper Dra G'Ief
P'Ache Prime  
Reason
Doping during class
Time
 
Time Dilation Tabs - Quantofluxitempadone
Item | Sep 2, 2024

Minoran Nights Simulator

Student
Peacekeeper Moon W'Low
P'Ache Minor  
Reason
Blinding a professor
Light
 
Minoran Nights Simulator
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Trangen

Student
Peacekeeper Clo B'Rin
P'Ache Prime  
Reason
Throwing food
Sticky
 
Trangen
Item | Jul 10, 2024
 

Blessed Nipple Ring

Student
Holds Things Too Tight
Celebrate  
Reason
Distracting the professor
Luck
 
Blessed Nipple Ring
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Infopinne

Student
Peacekeeper Franta R'Oti
P'Ache Major  
Reason
Contraband - salacious material
Knowledge
 
Infopinne
Item | Jul 28, 2024

Fraga

Student
Peacekeeper Clo B'Rin
P'Ache Prime  
Reason
Trying to bribe a tutor
Proud
 
Fraga
Item | Jul 10, 2024
 

Battle Drum

Student
Grakkikkat the Derranged
Laurels  
Reason
Disrupting the class
Music
 
Battle Drum
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Temporal Bindings

Student
Needs Things Said Slow
Celebrate  
Reason
Damage to themselves
Protect
 
Temporal Bindings
Item | Jul 10, 2024

Wing Enhancements

Student
Dt. Fran Blipblop
Unity  
Reason
Flying in restricted areas
Swift
 
Wing Enhancements
Item | Sep 19, 2024
 

Comments

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Feb 17, 2024 10:50

Amazing work

Feb 17, 2024 18:52 by Elspeth

Thank you so much!

So many worlds to choose from...
Feb 17, 2024 13:15 by C. B. Ash

Nicely done! I think, if I had to pick a favorite, I really liked what you did with the Minoran Nights Simulator. Still, all are just amazing!

Feb 17, 2024 18:55 by Elspeth

Thank you! That's so kind. :) Yeah, the Minoran Nights Simulator is one of my favourites too.

So many worlds to choose from...
Feb 19, 2024 00:05 by Ephraïm Boateng

I love that you kept this article cannon(?) to the world by writing it as all these items were seized from students and locked up by the Peacekeeper academy. I also like how you gave reasons for the confiscations, some of them are pretty funny.

Feb 21, 2024 18:41 by Elspeth

Thank you! Yes, I tried to keep it cannon. You can probably tell that I had some fun coming up with the reasons for confiscation. XD

So many worlds to choose from...