The Boisterous Oyster
The Boisterous Oyster
Hoisted Oyster
Potion
Uncommon Transmutation
Functions as a Potion of Levitation
Served on a plate of elemental ice and seasoned with a squeeze of fresh underlemon this plate of oysters is an appealing and delicious meal. The oysters themselves taste like the wide open of the ocean, and elevate your mood, and your body. Notes of minerals and satisfaction dance on the tip of your tongue when these oysters are eaten.
Local oysters reside in the oft dangerous waters of the Nightriver. To dive for them is sometimes quite dangerous and ill advised. So the Oyster Hoister at the Boisterous Oyster has devised a safer methodology. By dropping specially enchanted mushroom puff balls into the water in the right place he can feed the filter feeding invertebrates with diffuse magic that won't effect the rest of the ecology. The oysters become so buoyant that they lose their hold on the bottom of the river and float up to the top, where he can safely collect them. The oysters refine the magic into something more potent and anyone who consumes them will gain the benefits of the Levitate spell.
Cost: 110gp
The Boisterous Oyster
Moisture Oyster
Potion
Uncommon Transmutation
Served in a bucket of ice and with a towel. The oysters are plump and juicy, when you swallow them you too become juicy. Though they taste salty, you do not become thirsty when eating them. Quite to the contrary, you are overloaded with water! So much so that your hands start to perspire, over the course of between 1 round and ten minutes (your choice) you produce 20 gallons of elementally pure water that drips off your fingertips.
The oysters that thrive in the falls are plumper and more full than most. Perhaps due to the rapidly flowing water, which infuses them with the same fresh water.
Cost: 35gp
The Boisterous Oyster
Joisted Oyster
Potion
Uncommon Transmutation
Served as a grand display, this tower of oyster demands a standing audience. You must in fact to be able to get around to the oysters from all angles. The shells won't dislodge from the tower, as though they are part of the construction of it. After consuming you have advantage on your next check to craft something using Carpenter's or Mason's Tools.
These oysters have grown so close to and supportive of one another that they have actually fused into a more complicated structure by connecting their shells. It makes an excellent centerpiece in any room.
Cost: 35gp
The Boisterous Oyster
Cloistered Oyster
Potion
Uncommon Divination
These oysters are served individually and require not just a fork, but the culinary equivalent of a crowbar to eat. They taste serene and wise. But they each also contain a single pearl of wisdom. When it is crushed it grants you the benefits of the Augury spell, and advantage on your next Religion, Arcana, Nature, or History check made within 24 hours.
These oysters are difficult to break free of their extra thick shells. But the time they have spent in that isolation has also given them a greater understanding and relation to knowledge, what secrets they might hold.
Cost: 70gp
The Boisterous Oyster
Voice'yer Oyster
Potion
Rare Divination
These oysters seem carbonated when consumed, there is a pleasant pop, bubble, and fizz to their taste. After consuming gain the benefits of the Tongues spell for one hour.
In general oysters are uncommunicative and wouldn't make a sound. But these are different, the loudest of their sort by far. They can often be identified by a stream of bubbles rising from their hidden places beneath the silt. Each bubble contains the word oyster in yet another language. It seems like an endless variety, even languages mankind has forgotten or is yet to discover.
Cost: 180gp
The Boisterous Oyster
Foisted Oyster
Potion
Uncommon Transmutation
Time is not friendly to seafood, and sometimes things just have to go! These oysters are foisted upon passer by's outside of the Boisterous Oyster at discount rates before they go bad. After consuming, your gain the benefits of the Longstrider spell for 1 hour, because you have go to GO. They must be consumed immediately in the Underbelch.
These oysters are more mobile than most, they love to travel. Including right through you.
Cost: 20gp
