Fun-damentals

Aggressive alphabetics, an animated alley-cat,
An animal, I attack, alive, an acrobat.
I be bugging bugbears, beware, I break bone,
Braving beholders, basilisks, and brimstone.
Crew is cut crazy, clashing cultist, chasing clues,
Cracking chimera chains, clearheaded, but confused.
Daring and deductive, ducking demon downpours,
Destroying dragons, dance with devils, dashing dimension doors.
Eloquent Enessa, effortlessly eliminates,
In excellence, it’s evident, her explosive essence elevates,
Freakish but fantastic, we finesse fantastically,
Flaming foes flee feverish, fast, and frantically.
Growing and gaining greatness, ghosting gargoyles, ghouls and gnolls are gnashing,
Green-eyed gangs are galvanised, gazing as we’re gate-crashing.
Hunted by hounds and hellish horrors, hags are hating,
Haven’t you heard? We help the helpless, no hesitating.
Impressive and invisible, inconceivable, and insane,
Immeasurable, impossible, impressive, not inane.
I’m a joker, jibing, I jest, my job is a juggler,
Justly I judge and I could jeopardise your jugular.
Kindled by a Kenku, I’m a killer and a knight,
Kinetically kicking killer kobolds, knuckles and knives fly like a kite.
Landing leaping lunges, leaving losers limping,
Lightning licks, liquid and loose, the lashes linking.
We major in majestic momentum, making massive movement,
Mad magic, we manoeuvre, marching with amusement.
Nomadic and nicely nuanced, we’re neighbours naturally,
No need for necromancy, nope, we’re not nasty normally.
Orlando outrageous with his optics, observant and overpowering,
Orchestrating the offensive, onslaught over-showering.
Prudent and precise, poised patiently, potent poison paralytic,
Portent perfect and prudent, punching and piercing anything parasitic,
Not quitters, never quivering, quick quills and quirky quacks,
Quadratically quantifiable, unequivocal attacks.
Raphael the reasoned renegade, restless redemption resonates,
Raging revenge, robust and radical, he rapidly rejuvenates,
Super Sabali sliding slick like salamanders, swerving, sly his shadows sweep,
Slashing scores of skeletons, sophisticated Simeon sends them to sleep.
Trolling trolls and tracking tracks, temper tantrums and tremendous trials,
Thirst for thrills, Tarathial, twisting tower tops and turning tiles.
Unbroken ultimately underdogs, unpredictable and unfazed,
United, underrated, uppercutting we’re upbeat but underpaid.
Vigorous in victory, venomous, vicious and volatile,
Valiant on vast voyages, our vocation is versatile.
Whimsical with wizardry, wasting wretched wraiths and we weather war,
Wild wind and wildfires, wicked warriors, and wereboar.
Excited and unexpected with X-rated executions,
Exonerated and exceptional elevated no excuses.
Yellow yuan-ti yell, with yelping yeti’s yabbering,
They yearn to yield yet they are yappin and yammering.
Zoning and zapping zombies, zooming she zig zags,
Zestful Zeni zips, zeroing in on Zealots and big bads!