Session Five

IT'S BEEN A WHILE
BUT HERE WE GO
GONNA KILL A TROLL AND STUFF
MEEPOOOOOOOO
 
As a reminder the important people are:
Cadhock (Fuck off Cadhock)
Grennal (goblin boss)
Ustral (Kobold boss) (totally into me though she won't admit it)
Calcrix (White dragon wyrmling) (totally into her and I will definitely admit it)
The Outcast Belak (don't know much about him!)
Ashardalon - legendary dragon, not around?
Bankroft - yes I will keep spelling it with a k because I don't respect him.
Erky - I've decided to start spelling his name "correctly" because I do respect him.
 
And ME your hero, Radiance Tiller, Guy With An AC Of 13 Who Thinks He's A Tank And Keeps Getting This Proven Wrong But Will He Learn? Probably Not Lol.
 
Retcon from last time: the troll is not trying to knock down the door.
Also metagaming: This Troll is a lot easier than the CR5 trolls that we're used to. We got it badly hurt last time.
Unless it's healed since it was awoken.
 
OH BOY THAT SOUNDS LIKE OMINOUS DUNGEON MUSIC
TIME TO GO?
I THINK SO.
 
We're gonna try and get more oil to hopefully set it on fire.
Kobolds don't really sell stuff but the gobbos might!
Buy some oil and flasks from the goblin.
And a ladder for 24 cp.
This Gobbo is called Belledoug.
 
Gonna leave the ladder behind and GO FIGHT A TROLL maybe.
We are NOT quiet. 9 7 7 5. I'm the 5.
DM is kind, we get to roll again. 14 this time, much better.
"Stars"
 
It's in the coffin, asleep. Oil in the pit. Ball bearings on our end.
Minor illusion of skeletal priests standing around the coffin. And then throw the flask of oil into the coffin.
INITATIVE
Meepo sets the pit on fire. I chuck oil into the coffin. This thing is awake.
And I drink the potion of fire breathing.
Bless'd
IT COMES OUT IT LOOKS BIGGER.
Meepo misses
Bankroft does some channel divinity shit and deals radiant damage to it!
Meepo misses, bless him.
Hex'd. Miss with the thingy, the crossbow. We're all rolling shit.
NEVER MIND MEEPO GOT A CRIT WITH HIS CALTROP SLING
I hit with my crossbow, and then run up to the pit edge to try and breathe fire on him. 4 d 6 fire!!!
11 PLUS 5 for the oil, 16 fire damage!
It didn't hit me. Good old Sanctuary.
RUN. GET HIT. AGATHYS HITS HIM. FIRE HITS HIM. I SHOOT HIM. HE'S ALL FUCKED UP.
HE DIES FROM HIS BURNING DAMAGE YASSSSS
Empty the last burning on him, incinerate him, and go get my ladder.
 
Upon the body I find: A shiny beautiful ceremonial dagger (oooh two silver rings; silver amulet
In the sarcophagus: 220 sp, 50 gp, 4 scrolls: Command, Cure wounds (2nd level), Inflict wounds (2nd level), Guiding bolt (2nd level).
Give 30sp and a silver amulet to Calcrix. Report back to Ustral, and call it a day there.