I GOT TO BE AN OCTOPUS AND IT WAS VERY COOL

I WAS ON THE CEILING
uh ahem
 
Anyway.
We finally came face to face with the mage that has been causing us so much trouble and has been summoning demons and all of his other awful mage stuff, thanks to an entirely bizarre incident of humans getting turned into animals due to drinking a... 'miracle elixir.' I still have many questions and concerns regarding this elixir, mostly pertaining to WHY it is being distributed and how it is turning people into animals. Damiel probably figured it out but I did not have time to ask, having been an octopus for awhile, and all.
 
Oh yes, getting to that- we found the mage and fought him, and he escaped, and we stopped his little scheme. Somewhere in there, he, uh... made Zsoana vanish. Just... vanish. I wonder if I could learn that spell as well... not that I would use it on Zsoana. I mean... no. I would not.
 
And in all that mess, Bell fell into the elixir and became a big rat (a capybara? or something) and when I went to prestidigitation all of the stuff away to get her stuff out of the pot, I... also fell in. And became an octopus. And it. was. INCREDIBLE. I was nimble and squishy and could crawl on the CEILING! And FrostBay was able to carry me with their little hands and we FLEW! I wanted it to last forever but of course Damiel made an antidote and my fun was ruined. He turned me back into an aasimar and I was fucking naked on a table. It sucked. SUCKED.
 
I wish I was an octopus again. I was so fast. Even with my single limestone tentacle (because for some reason the elixir could not change that...) I was dexterous as all fuck. It was amazing. I am upset. I want to BE VERY FAST AGAIN. FATHER.... LET ME BE A DRUID. A SLIMY LITTLE DRUID WHO CAN SPEND THEIR DAYS AS AN OCTOPUS AND NOT HAVE TO DO FUCKALL ELSE.
 
I guess if I did that I would not be living up to my greater purpose. It seems hard to convert entire species to worshiping Cthulhu as an octopus. Well.... well I am not sure.
 
Oh yeah and Bell is gone. She and her goblin friend(?) left. Now we must move on, and help some druid clean up a forest or whatever. So much forest. I would like to visit somewhere ELSE eventually. I wonder what the great plains are like. Probably no hummingbirds.