Game Timeline

Bej eats some pancakes. Friend declines the end-user agreement. Parker gets lightly scrambled. Parsnip decides that she is in Hell.

Bej takes the wheel. Friend declares a holiday. Parker makes the save. Parsnip has a bad time.

Bej's waspshakes bring all the amigos to the yard. Friend attempts diplomacy - briefly. Parker changes into something a little more comfortable. Parsnip asks the hard questions.

Bej shows her entire ass. Friend is all tsun and no dere, no sir. Parker attains omniscience. Parsnip teaches some advanced chemistry.

Gremlins 2 is a movie about how rules restrict you from your goals and leave you vulnerable to undesired outcomes and extinction.

-- Bej-Amel

Bej is back at it again at WegMonalds. Friend offers practical solutions to practical problems. Parker smooths things over. Parsnip ruins the day of a shark and a minotaur.

Bej embarks on a sneaking mission. Friend goes up. Parker prepares for trouble, and makes it double. Parsnip takes a breather.

Bej's talent for garbage collection holds true, even in the deep desert. Parker assists a snakeboy with some hardware testing. Parsnip makes a very colorful new friend.

Bej faces the slab and emerges victorious. Parker has a heart to heart with the heart of the Hedron. Parsnip makes a friendly phone call.

Bej cuts it footloose. Parker engages Death Blossom mode. Parsnip lights up the night.

"Never run out of leg juice."

-- Tank

Bej conquers Slab 2: The Sequel to Slab. Parker cools off at the beach... and heats up the stage. Parsnip is sentenced to a grim fate: relaxation.

Bej opens up the Sphere Grid. Parker shares the traditional fashions of their people. Parsnip dies.