Meeting the Yuanti Faithful AKA Snakes are Serbian Dicks

Started off in the hut where Johnny was found.
Amos and Ignatius decided to go to the beach when suddenly there was a large bang and they disappeared.
Ignatius had left Percival a note stating they were safe but had gone investigating
Group decided to go to lizard camp to meet the locals
Got lost on a trail loop, not good with nature
Eventually went to a waterfall as rest of group was very thirsty, (note: Albert cannot float in air, fell down a waterfall)
Saw 4 lizard people fishing at the water
Successfully gathered water for the living
Ended up going west after finding a bench made for a tailed creature
Following a well trodden path used Pass without Trace and Invisibility to scout the Temple
Guarded by snake people (different then lizard people), learned there are also panther snake hybrids and that snakes have excellent smell, and orgies
Went back and long rested
Decided to initiate first contact in morning with Snakes. Antwan is not to be trusted with meeting people in a non-threatening/friendly way. More intimidating then friendly.
Tried to threaten the snakes into helping him with his biceps (which have names)
Avon and Vespi came out and defused situation.
Snakes called Yuanti
Three Snakes met: Thuitza (high priest) Susiku (Warrior) Thetzosceal (Chief of snakes)
COVER STORY: We shipwrecked on the way to Rumblecusp. We are scholars and all the sailors died.
Aeldred was a very opinionated cat
Snakes note that Lizards are here to kill them due to Lizards believing snakes killed the go Uko-Toa Serpent god of the sea
Snakes note that Uko-Toa died 30 years ago attacking Port Denali
Snakes would have released us to the beach with no issue. If we wanted help we need to either wipe out lizards or release the great weapon from the temple
Snakes worship Zaheer the cloaked serpent. Want to turn all people into snakes
Met Thetzosceal at temple after convincing snakes we are scholars of high renown and may want to worship Zaheer as they may have saved us from shipwreck
Aeldred no longer a cat
Went to top of temple and have now unlocked third level of very human sacrificey temple
Also snakes are giant dicks and I got hurt falling down a temple
Turned a snake statue into a shot of the island, glow in the dark puzzle
Ended on 3rd level the Orchard
Currently have Tale of the Clever Animal Prepared