Interview Excerpts: Can you tell when a person is flirting with you?
RESPONSES
Masons
"Mm, I’ve learned to read the signals, as with many things."-- Subvizier
Aloysius Mason.
Dargent-Laureats
"……yes. I choose not to say."-- Vizier
Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"I, uh, I thought I could…"-- Viziera
Satine Dargent-Laureat.
Ironsides
"A good hunter is always alert to seize the opportunity when the prey presents itself!"-- Vizier
Balthazar Ironside.
"Um."-- Subvizier
Agamemnon Ironside.
"If I’m paying attention."-- Katib
Menelaus Ironside.
"Yeah: they ask to see me deadlift, or they offer to let me use them for workout practice."-- Katiba
Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
Stargazers
"Not something I think about."-- Vizier
Leopold Stargazer.
"Usually."-- Viziera
Andromeda Stargazer.
"There’s a little list of girls you can ask that one."-- Subvizier
Pollux Stargazer.
"Yeah: they ask to see me deadlift, or they offer to let me use them for workout practice."
-- Subviziera Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
"Remarkably well, as it turns out, even in cases of great subtlety."-- Katib
Castor Stargazer.
"The kind of people who flirt with half-orcs are usually pretty blunt about it."-- Katiba
Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.
"Heavens no."--
Bartleby.
Dargents
"I have better things to care about."-- Vizier
Richard Dargent.
"What sort of woman would I be if I couldn’t?"-- Viziera
Guinevera Dargent.
"……yes. I choose not to say."
-- Subvizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"I, uh, I thought I could…"
-- Subviziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.
"Sometimes, but I try to ignore it when they do."-- Katib
Hugo Dargent.
"Would they do that?"-- Katiba
Scarlett Dargent.
"If their mouth is moving, I’m pretty sure they’re flirting with me."--
Lindie Asklepa.
"I’m pretty sure no-one’s ever flirted with me, so how would I know?"--
Connie Furr.
"Yes, they bark."--
Voltaire.
Carterholds
"I’ve learned."-- Katiba
Rouge Carterhold.
Bakerstreets
"I can tell when anyone’s flirting with anyone. Part of my job."-- Vizier
Cobbler Bakerstreet.
"...[nod]..."-- Subviziera
Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
"They’re always flirting, brah. No need to guess."-- Katib
Cody Bakerstreet.
"Most times I can also tell you why."-- Katiba
Wiggin Bakerstreet.
Underhands
"...[nod]..."
-- Katiba Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
Baharats
"I can, of course. I would not want to risk allowing such a gift to go unrepaid."-- Ex-Subvizier
James Baharat.
"Naw, I always have to ask. They usually say yes though."--
Beautiful Baharat Guard.
"Uh. Yeah. Well. The way the Baharat’s dress me, it’s not usually subtle."--
Martini.
Brasseyes
"Not to my knowledge."-- Katiba
Grimoire Brasseyes.
Darktusks
"Better than they can."-- Mirze
Rifi Darktusk.
Greenskins
"Once or twice I could."-- Vizier
Kronk Greenskin.
"The kind of people who flirt with half-orcs are usually pretty blunt about it."
-- Subvizier Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.
Jackalslicers
"I do not believe I have been given cause to know."-- Viziera
Atkin Jackalslicer.
"If they do, then no."-- Katib
Fennec Jackalslicer.
"Tail is wag."--
Stubby.
Shajaras
"It’s one of my most fluent languages."-- Vizier
Hali Shajara.
"Of course; it makes them fun."-- Viziera
Cassilda Shajara.
Brambleites
"I would not be so uncouth as to presume such intent unsaid!"--
Bugsby Cottontail.
"I’m pretty sure no-one’s ever flirted with me, so how would I know?"
-- Connie Furr.
"I can, of course. I would not want to risk allowing such a gift to go unrepaid."
-- James Baharat.
"Uh. Yeah. Well. The way the Baharat’s dress me, it’s not usually subtle."
-- Martini.
"Generally, yes, although it would be cruel to reciprocate, given the demands of my other form."--
Vulpix.
"Um… signs would point to no."--
Warren Furr.
"Um… I’m married."--
Winnie Furr.
Patchwork Empire
"It would be deeply embarrassing if I couldn’t, with this much experience."--
Pairaka.
Undergazette
"Picking up when someone has ulterior motives is a big part of my job. That’s just one of the perks."--
Krona Tailfeather.
"If their mouth is moving, I’m pretty sure they’re flirting with me."
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"If I flirt at them and they don’t throw something at me, that’s a pretty good sign."--
Tito.
Yvette & her Handmaidens
"Oh, darling."--
Yvette, the Courtesan.
"Easily, but then, they almost always are."--
Yvette Vixois.
"It would be deeply embarrassing if I couldn’t, with this much experience."
-- Pairaka.