Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic (EH-ris vehr-ah-ka-LIE-doh an-a-MAY-jee-uhs)

Eris Vaericalleido Anaemagius, God of Magic

"I mean, I could just take control of everything and everyone, including you, but, come on, where's the fun in that?"
-Eris, God of Magic

"I don't think you get what you're up against. I CREATED you. ALL of you! I can do everything you guys can, except my powers don't have limits. I'm gonna say it one more time. I'm STAYING in the mortal realm. And nobody is going to stand in my way... not even family."
-Eris, God of Magic, prior to the Ten Minute War

Eris Vaeracalleido Anamaegius is the God of Magic, and the supreme God of the universe.

Divine Domains

Everywhere/everything

• Chaos
• Children
• Freedom
• Hope
• Illusion
• Innocence
• Magic
• Miracles
• Trickery

Artifacts

Eris's staff is a featureless, simple gold rod. At the end of the rod is a purple crystal.
Although the theory has obviously never been tested, it is said that the God of Magic's staff is the most powerful magical artifact in the entire universe, and will grant the user immeasurable magical power. It has also been said that even touching the staff would fill the user's body with so much raw magic that they would implode upon themselves and perish instantly.

Divine Goals & Aspirations

Eris has no concrete goals other than to mess around, and do whatever he likes.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Eris typically takes the form of a small, humanoid boy with short, messy hair.

Special abilities

"Uh, yeah, it may be 'impossible' for YOU. But for me, impossibility is a thing you mortals made up out of frustration. It doesn't apply to me, sorry."
-Eris, God of Magic

• Omnipotence - Eris is omnipotent. This has a very obvious, broad definition, but it can be broken down into several smaller parts.
  • Absolute Access: There is no door he cannot unlock, and nowhere he cannot go.
  • Absolute Change/Physical Godhood: He can bend, mold, break, and rewrite any aspect of the universe he sees fit, up to and including the laws of reality and physics.
  • Absolute Condition: Eris's speed, strength, intellect, stamina, reflexes and durability are all infinite, outmatching any other creature in the universe.
  • Absolute Existence: He has absolute control over his own existence, and can shapeshift or change himself however he wants.
  • Absolute Immortality: He is absolutely immortal, and cannot die even in the face of universal termination.
  • Absolute Unpredictability: The God of Magic cannot be predicted. Not by the other gods, or even any kind of future sight. Any such prediction simply fails in some way.
  • Absolute Will/Absolute Command: There is nothing in the universe that he cannot control or manipulate, from the stars and galaxies to the tiniest insect or blade of grass. There is nothing that can disobey Eris once he gives an order.
  • Omnilingualism: He can instantly understand and fluently speak all languages, even code languages.
  • Omni-Magic: As soon as a new spell is created, he knows about it and how to perform it. He is the most powerful magician that has ever existed, and will ever exist. Naturally, there is no upper limit to his magical power, and he cannot tire or become physically exhausted from using magic.
  • Omnipresence: This is not a power that Eris uses regularly, but he is capable of becoming omnipresent.
  • Paradox Defiance: Eris is immune to paradoxes, up to and including the Omnipotence Paradox.
  • Power Anchoring: His powers cannot be sealed, stripped from him, or altered in any way.
  • Universal Irreversibility: Any significant actions taken by Eris cannot be undone, not even by the other gods.
  • Weapon Proficiency: He understands and can use any weapon with the skill of a master.

Despite these abilities, there is one ability that Eris does not possess: omniscience. Eris does not know everything that will ever happen, and while, with his omnipotence, he could give himself this ability, he refuses to, commonly stating that it would be extremely boring to know everything.

Apparel & Accessories

Eris's typical clothing (when revealing his true nature) are: an oversized hoodie appearing to be made entirely of cosmic energy, usually purple and pink. He also wears light tan shorts and sneakers a bit too large for him, of varying color and size.

Specialized Equipment

Eris's staff is said to be the most powerful magical artifact in the universe. He does not require it to cast spells or perform magic, however.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Eris, the true god and ruler/creator of the universe, has always existed. It is unclear what state he was in before the creation of the universe, or how he spent his time. However, just before the universe was created, Eris created the other gods, desiring friends and family he could spend his time with. He created many gods and goddesses, some major, some minor, but crafted each one with meticulous care and love, and asked for their help in creating the universe.
The Goddess of Light, Evelyn, and the God of Darkness, Erebos, volunteered first, creating the angels and devils, near-immortal beings like themselves that were to be the first tests of life other than their own. Angels were morally incorruptible and represented what was "good" to Evelyn, while devils were designed to be flawed and earthly, representing what was "good" to Erebos. The two were meant to balance each other out and live in harmony, and for a while, that seemed to be the case.
However, it was not to last. Angels were disgusted by the devils, for, in order to survive, they fed on sexual and emotional energy, a practice angels viewed as unnatural and repulsive. Likewise, the devils were constantly falling short of the angels' expectations and viewed the angels as somewhat self-righteous and domineering, growing inevitably bitter toward their "lighter" counterparts. This rift grew deeper and deeper, mere arguments turning into fights and eventually, an all-out war. At first, Evelyn and Erebos tried to step in to defuse the situation, but inadvertently became embroiled in the conflict themselves; they could not agree on whose creation was in the right and whose was in the wrong. After many years of rising tensions, Evelyn and Erebos descended to the world below themselves, to fight alongside their creations, and, thus began the true war of Light and Dark.
The other gods watched anxiously, worried about their brother and sister fighting this way, but they were also concerned about their own well-being, and thus refrained from interfering. Evelyn and Erebos each created seven champions, who were a level above the common angel and devil, known as the Seven Virtues and Seven Sins, respectively. The Seven Virtues' names were Charity, Chastity, Diligence, Humility, Kindness, Patience, and Temperance. The Seven Sins were known as Envy, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Pride, Sloth, and Wrath. With the addition of these fourteen new champions, the war escalated explosively, and the other gods' concerns only grew further.
Finally, having seen enough, Eris himself descended to the world below, determined to put a stop to it once and for all. His wrath was swift and merciless to all who got in his way, including the champions of both sides; none of them survived the assault. With both belligerents thoroughly beaten, Eris called a final end to the war, and demanded that both angels and devils be banished from living in the mortal world, to prevent such a problem from arising again.
Evelyn and the angels refused to live in the same realm as Erebos and his devils, and so she created Heaven, a realm of pure goodness and light, in the hopes that it would shield her angels from temptation and corruption. Likewise, Erebos created Hell, a realm of seclusion and freedom, for his devils to live in, in the hopes that they would be safe from judgement and persecution.
Once the dust had settled and tensions were lowered, Eris returned to the realm of the gods, and permitted the other gods to proceed in their contributions. Many new races were created, but with the hindsight of the Light-Dark war, most races were given a set lifespan and were far less powerful than either the angels or devils.
With most of the work done, the other gods were content to retreat from the mortal world... but Eris was not. He wished to remain with the mortal world, to interfere and watch over as he saw fit. The other gods tried convincing him that letting the world grow on its own was the best course of action, but they also knew how childish the God of Magic could be, and did not really expect their words to reach him. After their counsel was rejected, the other gods had no choice but to take up arms against Eris in an attempt to make him see reason. Only Melinda, Goddess of Air, took Eris's side in the war. Helene, the Goddess of Peace, Sophia, the Goddess of Dreams, Mestis, the God of Luck, and Thetos, the God of Sleep abstained from the conflict.
The War of the Gods is often colloquially called the "Ten-Minute War", due to the speed and fury with which the other gods were beaten. As with his intervention in the Light-Dark war, he was merciless and brutal in his retaliation, and it is said that after the war was over, Eris was nearly bent on erasing the universe, along with the other gods, deeming it a failure, thanks to both the Light-Dark war and the Ten-Minute war. However, he hesitated, as he cared for his new family, and they begged him to reconsider. Emotionally spent, Eris acquiesced, and a treaty between the gods was formed, stating that, excepting any major existential threat to their creation, Eris was not to interfere. However, he could remain in the world of mortals to observe.
At an unknown point in the past, Eris discovered that Silas, the God of War had been physically and verbally abusing Sophia, and put a stop to it through unknown means, simultaneously inspiring a deep fear in Silas that has persisted to the present.
To this day, the God of Magic remains in the mortal world, though his location and actions at any given time are unknown and mired in shadow.

Sexuality

Aromantic/Asexual

Accomplishments & Achievements

• Creation of the known gods
• Creation of the known universe
• Victor of the Light-Dark War
• Victor of the War of the Gods

Morality & Philosophy

Eris is chaotic neutral, leaning towards neither good or evil. He is motivated only by his own wants and desires, and morality means little to him.

Taboos

Eris is forbidden from interfering in the mortal world except in the event of a major, existential catastrophe.

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Eris's motivations and priorities at any given time are a mystery, but the main constant is that he always acts as he pleases, doing whatever interests him at that moment.

Likes & Dislikes

Likes: Animals, magic, video games, tasty food, his family (the other gods), freedom, exploration
Dislikes: Conflict, being told what to do, vegetables, being chained down, the idea of omniscience, cruelty

Virtues & Personality perks

Eris is not cruel or jealous, and does not mind whether people worship him or not. He generally likes to end conflict as cleanly and swiftly as possible, and make both sides reconcile with each other.

Vices & Personality flaws

Eris is extremely childish, and is prone to what the other gods refer to as "cosmic tantrums". He doesn't usually listen to what the other gods say or follow their advice.

Social

Family Ties

All of the other gods are considered to be Eris's family. By extension, and by their very nature, angels and devils are considered Eris's distant "grandchildren".

Social Aptitude

Eris has a poor ability to understand social interaction and social cues, and generally doesn't believe in most social etiquette.

Hobbies & Pets

Eris enjoys playing video games in his spare time.

Speech

Eris's manner of speech is very informal, and he talks very much like a small, excitable child would.

Relationships

Erebos, God of Darkness

Son (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

4

4

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Erebos, God of Darkness

3

4

Honest

---

History

Erebos was created by Eris at the beginning of reality.

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, creator (Vital)

Towards Evelyn, Goddess of Light

4

4

Honest

---

Evelyn, Goddess of Light

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

3

4

Honest

---

History

Evelyn was created by Eris at the beginning of reality.

Nicknames & Petnames

Eris likes to call Evelyn "Linny" or "Evvy". Evelyn has no pet names for Eris.

Helene, Goddess of Peace

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

5

5

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Helene, Goddess of Peace

5

5

---

History

Helene was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Helene and Eris are incredibly close with each other, and often play together or spend time with each other. Helene also often acts as a babysitter when necessary.

Nicknames & Petnames

Eris often calls Helene "Helly" or "Hel". Helene sometimes calls Eris "kiddo" or "champ".

Commonalities & Shared Interests

Magic, freedom, fun

Keona, Goddess of Fire

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

5

5

Frank

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Keona, Goddess of Fire

5

5

Honest

---

History

Keona was created by Eris at the beginning of reality.

Nicknames & Petnames

Keona often calls Eris "kiddo" or "champ", while Eris calls Keona "Kiki" or "Keo".

Lilith, Goddess of Poison

Daughter (Trivial)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

-1

3

Dishonest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Important)

Towards Lilith, Goddess of Poison

-3

-3

Frank

---

History

Lilith was created by Eris at the beginning of the universe. Eris has a marked distaste for Lilith, although she tries to manipulate him and sweet talk him from time to time. Eris rarely falls for this.

Melinda, Goddess of Air

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

5

5

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Melinda, Goddess of Air

5

5

Honest

---

History

Melinda was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Eris greatly enjoys Melinda's company, and ever since she fought alongside him in the War of the Gods, their relationship has been unbreakable.The free spirit of the wind and the untameable nature of magic allow them to get along very well.

Nicknames & Petnames

Eris's nickname for Melinda is "Mindy".

Mestis, God of Luck

Son (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

4

4

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Mestis, God of Luck

5

5

Honest

---

History

Mestis was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Mestis and Eris are somewhat close, though Mestis doesn't actively engage with or play with Eris as some of the other gods do. He does, however, use probability to perform "magic tricks" for Eris.

Silas, God of War

Son (Trivial)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

-5

-5

Frank

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Trivial)

Towards Silas, God of War

-5

-5

Frank

---

History

Silas was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Eris has repeatedly threatened and intimidated Silas, and upon finding out that he had been abusing Sophia, Eris put a stop to it and traumatized Silas; how, exactly, is not known.

Sophia, Goddess of Dreams

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

5

5

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Sophia, Goddess of Dreams

5

5

Honest

---

History

Sophia was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Sophia and Eris are incredibly close with each other, and often play together or spend time with each other. Sophia is always able to calm and soothe Eris whenever he's having one of his "tantrums" - something the other gods are incredibly thankful for.

Nicknames & Petnames

Sophia calls Eris "Erry" or "Rissy". Eris often calls Sophia "Sophie" or "Soph" (pronounced like "soaf").

Commonalities & Shared Interests

Magic, animals, exploration, imagination

Thesilia, Goddess of Water

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

3

3

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Thesilia, Goddess of Water

3

3

Honest

---

History

Thesilia was created by Eris at the beginning of reality.

Nicknames & Petnames

Eris often calls Thesilia "Thess", "Thessa", "Thessy", or "Sili" (pronounced "silly"). Thesilia has no pet names for Eris, but when speaking to him, she will often say "Eris, dear..."

Thetos, God of Sleep

Son (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

5

5

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Thetos, God of Sleep

5

5

Honest

---

History

Thetos was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Thetos always enjoyed Eris's presence, but after Eris rescued Sophia from Silas's bullying, his loyalty and admiration to Eris only grew. Eris enjoys hanging out with Thetos, even if the other gods "don't get" him, especially since Thetos is always accompanied by Sophia and vice versa.

Xalthratash, God of the Void

Creation

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

-5

-5

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator

Towards Xalthratash, God of the Void

-5

-5

---

History

Xalthratash was presumably created shortly after Eris found out that Silas had been abusing Sophia. For an unknown amount of time, whenever Eris is overcome with rage, he teleports to the void and engages in long, drawn-out combat with Xalthratash until he finally calms down.

Relationship Reasoning

Xalthratash is Eris's punching bag.

Terra, Goddess of Nature

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

4

4

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Terra, Goddess of Nature

5

5

Honest

---

History

Terra was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Terra is somewhat protective of Eris, due to her motherly nature, and although sometimes Eris feels smothered by this, he secretly appreciates being cared for.

Amanda, Goddess of Wisdom

Daughter (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

3

2

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Amanda, Goddess of Wisdom

3

1

Honest

---

History

Amanda was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Because of Eris's spontaneity, and Amanda's logical nature, they have butted heads on more than one occasion. However, deep down, they still love each other as family, and when push comes to shove, they're willing to be there for each other.

Electra, Goddess of Electricity

Daughter, Creation (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

4

4

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Electra, Goddess of Electricity

4

4

Honest

---

History

Electra was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Despite their conflict in the past, Electra and Eris get along well, with Electra treating Eris as a kind of little brother figure. Eris, in turn, looks up to Electra for her laid-back attitude and describes her as "really cool".

Nicknames & Petnames

Electra often calls Eris "little dude".

Arcturus, God of the Sun

Son, Creation (Important)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

3

-3

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Important)

Towards Arcturus, God of the Sun

0

-2

Frank

---

History

Arcturus was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Eris flies in the face of everything Arcturus thinks a god should be; Eris has no decorum or manners, and he does not care about being "proper" at all. Eris thinks Arcturus is pompous and stuffy, and tries to avoid him whenever possible to be spared one of Arcturus's lectures.

Shannon, Goddess of the Moon

Daughter, Creation (Vital)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

4

4

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Vital)

Towards Shannon, Goddess of the Moon

5

5

Honest

---

History

Shannon was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Eris thinks Shannon is fun to be around, and is always happy to see her. Shannon, in turn, respects Eris as the Supreme God, and easily gets flustered in his presence, which Eris just laughs at.

Nicknames & Petnames

Shannon originally referred to Eris as "Sir", but Eris quickly helped her break that habit, as he hated being referred to in such a way.

Felicia, Goddess of Love

Daughter, Creation (Important)

Towards Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

3

3

Honest

---

Eris Vaericalleido Anamaegius, God of Magic

Father, Creator (Important)

Towards Felicia, Goddess of Love

0

0

Frank

---

History

Felicia was created by Eris at the beginning of reality. Felicia loves to fawn over and dote on Eris, despite him technically being her father, seeing him as adorable. Eris finds her affections suffocating and irritating. He doesn't dislike her, but sometimes he needs to get away from Felicia for some breathing room and fresh air.

Nicknames & Petnames

Felicia often calls Eris "darling", "honey", or "dear".

Divine Classification

Supreme God

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Current Status

Unknown

Honorary & Occupational Titles

God of Magic, Grand Ruler of the Universe, Prince of Gods, The One True God, The Beginning and the End

Age

N/A

Date of Birth

N/A

Date of Death

N/A

Circumstances of Birth

N/A

Birthplace

N/A

Spouses

Siblings

Children

• Amanda, Goddess of Wisdom
• Silas, God of War
• Electra, Goddess of Electricity
• Keona, Goddess of Fire
• Mestis, God of Luck
• Arcturus, God of the Sun
• Sophia, Goddess of Dreams
• Thetos, God of Sleep
• Terra, Goddess of Nature
• Thesilia, Goddess of Water
• Lilith, Goddess of Poison
• Shannon, Goddess of the Moon
• Felicia, Goddess of Love
• Erebos, God of Darkness
• Evelyn, Goddess of Light
• Helene, Goddess of Peace
• Melinda, Goddess of Air
• Xalthratash, God of the Void

Current Residence

Unknown

Pronouns

He/Him

Sex

Male

Gender

Male

Presentation

Masculine

Eyes

Any

Hair

Any, short and messy

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Any

Height

Any, prefers 3.5 feet (1.06 meters)

Weight

Any

Belief/Deity

Self

Known Languages

All

Ruled Locations

• Realm of the Gods

Character Prototype

Tet (No Game No Life)
The Collector (The Owl House)
Yachiru Kusajishi (Bleach)
Coyote (Gunnerkrigg Court)
Lord Zeno (Dragon Ball)