Notes and Crap (entry one), by Eligius Yami

by Eligius Yami

Ugh... I can't believe Empress Novia actually made me keep track of what I am doing on my adventures... that overbearing stressaholic of a kitsune... no one should dare tell me what to do! Fine.... she seriously wants me to say what I did on an airship of all things, fine! After I set off from my comfortable home back in Meishu, saying goodbye to my own mom and pop, I found my way to the Seran western shores and found the services of an airship called the "Charming Siren". What I did on that airship was basically lounge around all day, and did what you asked Novia! I read your tome that you gave me on Randera, and I talked around, and met some people. Like some hobgoblin, a warrior from Neothica, some tiefling, a gunslinger from Volcanor, and two lovely ladies, the spellcasters both of them.

Need I also say you brought Joryth along with me, to "guide me on the right path"? Do you seriously not trust me enough to take care of myself, what kind of animal do you take me for? Even then, Joryth is... kind of cool, despite his insistence on treating me like a child. I guess we'll see in time how good of an oni he is.... and if you read this, there will be a reckoning.

So all was good don't you think Novia, all that friendship making you suggested I do eh? Well guess what!? The ship got attacked by Sahuagin pirates who cannoned themselves onto the blasted ship! Needless to say, they became mincemeat because of Gothmog, Meishu cheese by Radegast with his firearm, and yours truly made some sea food by frying them with fire. So after that attack I made it off of that bloody ship, and with some PROPER rewards given by the owner of the ship, and I have met some other chuckle buddies at this tavern. There your illustrious highness, happy now that I wrote this? You better be or so help me...

Eligius Yami

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