Notes and Crap (entry five)

by Eligius Yami

Hey Novia, if you guessed we went into that freaky plant filled monstrosity of a hellhole and fought ravenous crystal plants.... you are exactly right. So, we took your portal to this place and started our investigation around the area, finding any scrolls and information we could find. I did manage to find some scrolls, mainly on blueberries, some giant strawberry recipes and mountain bananas....for whatever gods forsaken reason that was created, I shall never know.

For the enemies, I nearly got my beautiful face torn off by a plant that bit me in the jaw. It is okay to weep and cry for such a tragic event, but fear not your holiness, for I have survived such a horrible endeavor! We faced off against these wall plants, where I got the golden opportunity to use the newfound power grandfather gave insight into, and nearly leveled the building with the explosion. Rad, Julian, and Zahira were alright in the fights, but I was absolutely glorious in my crowd control.

Further venturing in, Rad skillfully made his way through the vines and found his way towards the giant green crystal in the center, finding a wall of vines... which then attacked us. He shot through the vines, which maddened the beast controlling them, this damn plant beast thing. So, using my quick wit, my dashing good looks and almighty powers, I used a shatter to drop the ceiling on said creature after a fireball to it, and gave Julian the go ahead to snap freeze the creature in an overwhelming blizzard! This thing barely stood a chance.

Overall, after one bit jaw and one disintegrated scroll, I give this adventure 3 out of 5 tails and one ointment cream for scars.

P.S. You'd kill me if I didn't write on what I saw with the giant ass crystal that brain scrambled me, so I might as well write it down.... Well what I saw was a damned spider. Felt like I wanted to stomp on myself first of all, in some far away forest, not across the ocean mind you I... for some reason laid eggs, they glowed green, and one never hatched, and the other was taken to a distant land to become a giant ass tree. So guess what, I gotta go inland westward to the elven forests. Time to have some fun with some elves chicks, kick ass and maybe purge a giant spider and green crystal.

Eligius Yami

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