20210828 Big Finish

by Jesse Devonshire

I said we'd make short work of all those demons possessing the cows, and I was... exaggerating a little.

Eventually, we, the SNAFU Posse got the job done to make the world safer for Ranchers and Farmers alike. And both of them took a massive beating from their little mistakes toward each other that added up to heartbreak for all of them.

I should go chronologically.

Sephia and I basically decided to go meet up with Bruthasmus, basically. He was in the middle of exorcising the demon out of Faith Harnel, the ranch hand. If you are not a cleric, that's a two-person job, as Lee Chung and I found out earlier. So, I shouted out for Lee Chung.

Uh, then I ran around a bit. There was something with another blood cabbage I planted out away from the commotion. It has been a REALLY long day. Gave it some clean water. Went in the building and saw totally desecrated herb gardens. Must fix that. Oh, Lee Chung found me and gave me two bottles from the Baccheri Caravan that were fine enough to hold genies and demons and stuff like that. Wrong Way gave me some beeswax to seal them up. Ready.

The Hell-Princess-Cow-Lady who I guess was running the show after we bottled her boyfriend who was leading the Army of Evil was in the building I heard. (Oh, we should like bury that bottle for a thousand years or something.) But out comes this Hell-Woolie-Sheep-Ram with bonus evil glowing armor and weapons. Easy enough. Sephia handled that. That seemed to finally reach the end of the supply of demon-possessed cows and bulls and sheep and rams.

I got in there with Bruthasmus exorcising Faith and Mystery and Justice and bottling up the demons and stuff.

Then it was time to sweep the building. Found a desecrated herb garden. Gotta clean up that. Found two hot chimneys and evil markings on the ground for making more hell-bovines I guess. Gotta clean up that.

She's gone. Retreated. We'll call that a win.

We all searched around all over to make sure it was all over.

I found my hat and fun boots.

Princess and Chica got back together again. Yay. They have a few surviving ranch hands. Yay. And Princess has the deed to her ranch. Yay. And I think Miro gave them back the skull of their grandfather, I think. Long story about that. So, yay?

The three really evil demonly weapons (Fun, Games, and that glowing Shepherd's Crook that that last Hell-Ovine had) all disappeared from where they landed on the battlefields. Maybe they fade away when their owners die or become powerless. I hope so.

We got into the wagon to check on all the loose ends.

Whew!

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