20210717 Smashing Good Time

by Jesse Devonshire

Again, head down, horns out, charge, a little to the left of Bruthasmus this time. (That last time was sad when I hit all my teammates accidentally.) Wrong Way says I should maybe run curves around instead of charging through the middle of the dogpile with my friends in it. He's usually right about these things.

Pop! Bowser is not in a fighting mood anymore.

Glowing horns? Meet my non-glowing horns. Pop!

I think I smell fear. I run a bit to the South. Stop. Wait for it.

I give my deepest roar and stomp my hooves like an angry bull. Hell-Bovine, I'm calling you out.

Speaking of calling, "Hey, Brother Lightning! You understand my when I'm speaking Dagnabbit-language, right? You remember when I asked for some favors and you said, 'Ok but only six today,'? Now would be a great time for the sixth one. Right there by those two Hell-Bovines.

KA-POW!!

I charge! One of the smoky Hell-cows runs away. The other? Pop!

My friends are somewhere over there... with hell-cows circling them.

Alrighty, let's get up to ramming speed and... Pop! There goes the Northwest one.

Pop! There goes the North one.

Pop! There goes the Northeast one.

Wrong Way is enjoying riding my back and watching the devastation. He wants to do that again.

OK!

Let's get up to ramming speed gain and circle the other way, and... Pop! There goes the Northeast one a second time.

Pop! There goes the North one from the other side this time.

Pop! There goes the Northwest one.

There's that smoky one that didn't run away. Re-Pop!

Such a stress reliever to smash your forehead into bad things and they go away. I feel so much better.

Almost all the demon-possessed hell-cows and hell-bulls are down or at least hurting now. Close to rescuing Sarsaparilla Ranch from the forces of evil.

So much easier when you just think simple.

It's sad that MFK isn't alive to see this, but it won't be long before that will clear up. I'll find the seed he left behind again. Maybe this time, I can raise him right and make him a little more neutral. I'll just plant him and water him and no Plant Growth Magic this time.

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