Medicine of Palimpsest

Masons

"Alas, I must admit to being ill-suited to ‘power through’ an illness on my own without the provision of alchemical assistance. Fortunately, we have a range of developments for such purposes."
-- Subvizier Aloysius Mason.

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Dargent-Laureats

"I detest sickness, and will make my displeasure known."
-- Vizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"Oh, I’m a mess. I don’t know why people put up with me."
-- Viziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.

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Ironsides

"I never have, and I never will!"
-- Vizier Balthazar Ironside.
"I am… Um. Uh."
-- Subvizier Agamemnon Ironside.
"It will pass. Usually quickly."
-- Katib Menelaus Ironside.
"Me with the flu is still, like, two normal fighters at full health. I can tough it out."
-- Katiba Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.

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Stargazers

"Can’t abide it. Usually get myself a cure as soon as possible."
-- Vizier Leopold Stargazer.
"Until recently I had yet to experience a sickness I could not cure myself of. Having finally done so, it seems I am extremely irritable at the effect to my work, but largely unintrusive. Whining achieves nothing."
-- Viziera Andromeda Stargazer.
"I’ve found if I’m whiney enough my parents will cure it just to be rid of me."
-- Subvizier Pollux Stargazer.
"Me with the flu is still, like, two normal fighters at full health. I can tough it out."
-- Subviziera Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
"My family has many ways of dealing with sickness, but Cassie tells me I am quite whiney nonetheless."
-- Katib Castor Stargazer.
"Healing magic is pretty easy to come by in my family and Andromeda barely has a concept of time off in any case."
-- Katiba Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

"Impossible to tell…"
-- Bartleby.

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Dargents

"I have things to do, but I may take it out on those I can afford to."
-- Vizier Richard Dargent.
"I’ve always endured worse."
-- Viziera Guinevera Dargent.
"I detest sickness, and will make my displeasure known."
-- Subvizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"Oh, I’m a mess. I don’t know why people put up with me."
-- Subviziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.
"I’m a bit of a wimp, but when I get sick, I’m normally left on my own to burn it out, so I’ve learned that whining doesn’t actually help anything. Instead I get this sort of nervous paranoia. Probably a result of being stuck inside... or being stuck on my parents' estate."
-- Katib Hugo Dargent.
"I stole a bunch of potions from the family doctor so I don’t have to be either. Don’t tell anyone!"
-- Katiba Scarlett Dargent.

"Snakes don’t get sick."
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"I don’t think I’m whiney, exactly, but I’m a lot more needy of affection and attention. But that’s because it makes me feel better to be looked after when I’m ill. And that makes me get well faster."
-- Connie Furr.
"Whine. Whine to the Viziera."
-- Voltaire.

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Carterholds

"Nah, I just go find the right substance to take for it. I know a guy. I know a lot of guys."
-- Katiba Rouge Carterhold.

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Bakerstreets

"I’ve been worse. I’ve always been worse."
-- Vizier Cobbler Bakerstreet.
"...[silence]..."
-- Subviziera Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
"I’m not in bed with the sickness; the sickness is in bed with me."
-- Katib Cody Bakerstreet.
"I wait it out in my room and I mull over my notes."
-- Katiba Wiggin Bakerstreet.

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Underhands

"...[silence]..."
-- Katiba Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.

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Baharats

"I am told I can be… dramatic."
-- Ex-Subvizier James Baharat.

"I don’t like it one bit. Butterfly makes me stay home so I don’t spread it to the squad. She’s clever like that."
-- Beautiful Baharat Guard.
"The show must go on, as they say, but I will whine about it backstage until the Viziera takes pity on me."
-- Martini.

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Brasseyes

"I suppose I don’t deal well, but I’m never sick for long."
-- Katiba Grimoire Brasseyes.

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Darktusks

"Again, do I look like a pussy?"
-- Mirze Rifi Darktusk.

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Greenskins

"I have not whined in many years."
-- Vizier Kronk Greenskin.
"Healing magic is pretty easy to come by in my family and Andromeda barely has a concept of time off in any case."
-- Subvizier Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

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Jackalslicers

"It is rarely wise to show too much of weakness in my position."
-- Viziera Atkin Jackalslicer.
"I try to be stoic."
-- Katib Fennec Jackalslicer.

"Give Stubby more blankets! Give soup!"
-- Stubby.

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Shajaras

"Oh, I have more than enough ways to remain healthy and vigorous."
-- Vizier Hali Shajara.
"I think I’m very whiny until I get cured, but fortunately we’re very good at curing things."
-- Viziera Cassilda Shajara.

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Brambleites

"I shall complain as stoically and loudly as any other!"
-- Bugsby Cottontail.
"I don’t think I’m whiney, exactly, but I’m a lot more needy of affection and attention. But that’s because it makes me feel better to be looked after when I’m ill. And that makes me get well faster."
-- Connie Furr.
"I am told I can be… dramatic."
-- James Baharat.
"The show must go on, as they say, but I will whine about it backstage until the Viziera takes pity on me."
-- Martini.
"Normally sickness confines me to my parents’ estate, meaning I’d be in human form. If I’m the fox, that means there’s stuff I need to do. I’ll whine when it’s over."
-- Vulpix.
"Winnie hates whiners. I take to my workshop where I can grumble in peace."
-- Warren Furr.
"I can’t stand whining in others, so it would set a bad example if I were to whine myself. When I’m sick, I request healing from the Bramble Church, and if they are able, they grant it."
-- Winnie Furr.

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Patchwork Empire

"After thousands of years, I have rather learned to live with it."
-- Pairaka.

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Undergazette

"Chances are I’ve got work to do and/or mouths to feed. I take a lot of whatever I can find that’ll take the edge of and then I grumble for a few days."
-- Krona Tailfeather.
"Snakes don’t get sick."
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"Pssh. I’m always sick, but if you distract it enough the body can’t tell."
-- Tito.

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Yvette & her Handmaidens

"Why, it’s just the pits, isn’t it? Fortunately I take many precautions."
-- Yvette, the Courtesan.
"When I was a child, I had no choice but to be stoic. I think I can fairly indulge in a little whininess now."
-- Yvette Vixois.
"After thousands of years, I have rather learned to live with it."
-- Pairaka.