How I Became a Lady

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I'm a ninja!

I need to find someone who knows more about ghost law to learn if I actually am a Lady or not. All this stuff about protectorates and claims is so confusing.

How I Became a Lady

M'tannan has traditionally been part of the Fei'nos pilgrimage to The Gathering for quite a while. I'm going to assume a long time. However for years it has been ruins ruled by malevolent entities, so the Fei'nos pilgrims have avoided it and gone around o...

08:57 am - 16.01.2022

Nobility

Achieved a noble title! Jess is now the heiress of M'tannan.

Oh damn. Not only do I have a new fancy manor house, but I have a title now! Lady Jessica Morgan of M'tannan.

Magic means that you can cosplay anytime!

Awesome Kuvael cartographer. She's super nice and knowledgeable. Knows all the history and all the places. Melda is a person I need to come back to again.

Ugh, I'm so sick and tired of being told that I'm wrong when I say something, then a minute later someone else says the exact same thing.

Got home, took a bath, and now I'm jammin' to Senbonzakura! Ahhh, so nice.

Two-headed wormwolves are defeated. It turns out they were surrounding us which made it pretty dangerous, but we powered through them! And then the weird flaming symbols showed up. Some powerful guy appeared above us on the canyon edge and he looked ... disturbing to me. I have a theory.

Ghost Kids and Sparkle Boyfriends

So our new home seems like it might be okay. When I think of warehouses, I think of the stuff from comic books where all the badguys always hang out and get beaten up. So seeing the kind of classy (apparently European-style) warehouse was actually a bit s...

06:25 am - 07.11.2021

Oh ... big two-headed worm-covered wolves that speak Fei'nos. This may not be great.

Stay away from the Wen'ded? Not sure what that is, but we shouldn't be here. The nightmare ghost girl told me that. I don't know why no one else can hear the ghosts. Maybe because I have a nature connection? Iunno.

Hello big kitty friend. Thank you for succumbing to my Charm Animal spell. I am very glad there was no fighting involved in regards to big mountain lion wandering into camp. Having animal friend powers is pretty cool.

Here I am, a homeowner now. Suck it, Boomers! ...damn kids, get off my lawn!

I feel that I may be a bit too obsessed with hooking people up together. My fanfiction hobby has made me rather inclined towards looking for relationships.

Noodles and stuffed noodles are an excellent vegetarian option. Plus free cake! It was very fun hanging out with Lisa. I get to flex my Japanophile nature around her.

I've got deer hips, huh? Okay, I can live with that.

To New Beginnings

Hello new journal. your predecessor has been beaten up, and Avery was kind enough to grant you to me. You seem to be built better and are hopefully more waterproof. Also you're made of leaves from the super-tree, so that's cool. Some sort of cultural heri...

06:23 am - 10.10.2021

Now that I'm thinking more clearly, perhaps eating all the remainder of my edibles at the checkpoint was not the best idea. I was pretty darn high all through meeting the dryad and I might have messed up Carter's chances of getting together with her. It was kind of fun, but I may have made more of a fool of myself ... again. Seems I do that a lot. Sometimes I even just go along with it because it makes everyone else smile a bit.

Hot baths are still amazing no matter what world I'm in. It was very nice having my own bed and room for the first time since crossing worlds.

After hearing that Carter apparently has a Phoenix bloodline I can't help but wonder what it'd be like to fuck a Phoenix. Like ... was it a bird the whole time? Do they turn humanoid-ish? Was magic involved somehow?

Drown Your Fears

Ambush a slasher and destroy it before it can draw breath.

We Had a Demon Problem

My concerns, it seems, were founded. It turns out that Legatr (sp?), her dark-soul murder-bird, was actually possessed by a demon. Some sort of Tanary (sp?) called a Vrock (sp?). Bird demon in a bird. Legatr attacked Avery and really hurt him, even injure...

06:03 am - 26.09.2021

Victory! Dead demon. I blast it. It doesn't hurt from cold much, but I really colded it. Kind of ... blasted my brain in doing the lots of cold. Hard to concentrate. Embarrassing, feel like I'm in heat. Super horny. Want to fuuu--- but no no. But want to.

So we have a plan for this demon vrock thing. It's going to be inside the murder-bird. The murder-bird will return a bit after sunset. So Jo is going to be halfway down a well. She can be aquatic, so she'll be safe. The well will be full of water and have a chain fence ten feet or so down. When the murder-bird reappears, someone will immediately banish the demon out of it. I'll grab the bird and pull it through the fence. Soon as I'm out of the way, Carter drops his magic boulder down on it while Jo swims into her teeny-tiny alcove. Then we just try to hold the vrock demon down until it drowns. Great plan? I hope so.

What the fuck, Scott!?

Who knew that looking through dark alleys doesn't always help you find a person who likes to hang out in dark places?

So ... many ... kids. I'm handling it, but this is exhausting. When it's my turn, three max. Final.

Okay, I just had Avery create a sixty-five foot ladder up a giant sacred tree to pull dead bodies and a chained dryad. And Carter is climbing it. Really hope he doesn't fall. Please don't fall Carter. I don't think Avery and I can catch you.

I want to help all of these kids! Some of them are so cute, and they all seem traumatized. I'm going to see if I can put ribbons in more of their hair, maybe it'll cheer some of them up. Yeesh I feel so maternal. Is this how I would have been if I had a younger sibling?

Entry 2, The Fae Manor

When I was a girl, I was friends with Lindsey. We'd both been ice skating since we were seven or so and had grown up together in the figure skating circles. We met up outside of ice skating several times a year, would go to each other's birthday parties, ...

08:45 am - 22.08.2021

When I moved the water, I was moving like Katara does in Avatar. Do I have to do that? I suspect not, but it's how I visualize doing it, so it works for me. Still, I waterbender. Moving water, chilling my foes, healing my friends. I was always more a fan of Zuko, but I'm cool with Katara and Korra.

I have learned about beer and it is lacking. But when you add the magic juice to it, it is incredible. Pretty Fei'nos outfid: acquired. Hoof paint: acquired. I feel like I may have lost a few respect points from my friends though.

Been here for weeks now, always around others and no alone time. Been low-key horny all day due to riding on the vibrating truck. Now I'm hanging out with a ton of fellow Fei'nos for the first time. I don't know how this is going to go, and I am somewhat conflicted about things.

So let's say I was ripped off and paid the equivalent of $6 an hour for my work. In two days of eight hours, I would have made $96. Jo and Scott repaired some engines and made the equivalent of $76,800 in even less time. Divided in two since there were two of them, that's $38,400. This makes no sense. So okay, my baseline must be wrong. But how much could the two of them be paid in equivalent dollars for one and a half days of work? Let's say they're specialists and can charge $10,000 for that. That would mean that I was being paid $0.78 an hour? I want to burn that sewing shop to the ground.

It's nice being able to skate again, even if I need Avery's help. I wonder if I can do performances and make it a profession? Going to have to try to figure that out. I was never Olympic material back home, but I'm sure I can at least be a local sensation wherever I go.

New Diary, Entry 1

A free diary, very nice. Though today was probably my lowest point since coming here. For the past couple days I've been working quite hard at a job where I mend clothing and making a pittance. I figured that that's the sort of thing one can expect,...

07:27 am - 07.08.2021

Time to find out what pink ribbons mean when all the Fei'nos in town react to me wearing them!

I travel to a new world of magic and become a fantastical creature! Now I start my minimum wage job. Ugh.

No, I have not lost any children in childbirth. I haven't even had sex. Thank you.

Journal Entry in Traveler's Cottage - 2

Hello second traveler's cottage. We found you in a poor state, and have mad## made you better. Things have been going fine, if somewhat difficult. We have stones from spirits that are, in theory, giving us knowledge about the world. I'm a Fei'nos now....

07:13 am - 10.07.2021

Greatest invention ever: Ribbons in antlers.

Random dicks. Threat? Not likely, but I'm not totally sure.

Okay nevermind, Kadesh said that I am attractive. Also he gave me a coming of age satchel, so that's good I think.

Kadesh said that my deer parts look normal, so that's a good thing. And he didn't even leer at my deer parts, so now I'm wondering if I'm attractive to other deer people. Fei'nos.

Me before deerification.

Journal Entry in Traveler's Cottage - 1

THa5@ mmsx## @) this TEST ## &@ W r i t i n g in a ---- with drip ink p## pen. We have--- been is###i isekaied here. Into this world. T$$## There are five of us. I have antlers n--- now. Also ears l## like a deer. Doe. Jo has been goi...

01:54 am - 23.05.2021

With so many people who have tails, I'm really curious if this world has a unique take on pants.

Pros to being Fei'nos: Painted hooves. Cons: It takes a whole bottle for one instance of hoof painting.

Do I need to trim my fur, or does it take care of itself?