(14) Not Scissors

When we arrived at the location the other demon generals were already there. We did some talking and combat happened. Long story short, will killed the last general known as The One Man Army. I wanted to save him, but their was no way he was not going to stab us in the back later, so Gywnn had some fun with him. Zelli then gave us a key that will take us back to our world to fight the final boss. Im vary excited, because since day one, both me and my player both said that I will beat the demon lord in a match of Rock Paper Scissors and that I would oneshot him. I finnaly got that ability that would let me oneshot him, but it required everyone to be adjacent to him. When we arrived we met with Melrar, the first demon we encounter and he was waiting for us. He says that the village we saved has been waiting for our return. They were preparing the invade the demon lord. We all talked about our strategies but I never told anybody my plan. I new that if I said anything that the god of this wold would try to stop me. I gave a motivational speech and we all left for the final battle.
 
When we arrived at the castle, the demon lord was awaiting for us. I challenged him to a game of RPS and guess what happened? I BEAT HIS DUMB ASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! My suspicions were correct. He cant see into the future, he is just good at predicting the outcome of something that is currently happening IF, and this is important, IF he knows whats going on. So how did I beat him you may ask? I convinced the universe that I was going to play scissors, but then last second I changed it to paper, BEATING HIM AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR. I looked around and everyone was stunned, the demon lord looked the maddest and he attacked me with a suit of armor that was next to me. THE SORE LOOOOOSER! LOSER, LOOOOOSER, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER! And now the fighting has commenced. I was going to wait to use my trump card later into the game, but because he was a sore loser and hit me, I really wanted to see his face when I oneshot him. Two round later (12 seconds total) and everyone was in position. I lifted my hand, and pointed at him "Check and Mate!" He immediately staggered and got really pissed off and entered his second phase. During this phase, I couldn't use my oneshot ability cause the gm was salty I did that :P I, Your Boy, has successfully completed every thing I wanted to do in this world. Now all that is left is to beat this man, and become the new ruler of the demons.
 
A bit later, and Gwynn dealt the final blow, shining and all. but... *snif* he also got pierced by the demon lord. *snif* losing his life in the progress. *snif* a true hero.
 
Zelli took control of the crown. Since I was already a demon lord before, I became the right hand man/ambassador, and used my knowledge of stuff to create diplomatic relationships with the other nations. I also helped with internal stuff like economics and the likes. You better bet your ass I went to the human cities and forced them all to make a statue of Gywnn.
 
Nayata left to go back to her tribe while I stayed with the demons. Waiting for my next call. Until then, hope you enjoyed this story and I'll catch you next time.