(11) Not My Fetish

OFF WE GO TO THE TRAIN STATION thing. We followed the path that the train would take and we found a semi open door. We opened it and it lead to a hallway. We did some investigation stuff and found that only the sides of the hallways have dust, and that the dust clearing ends in the middle of the hallways. Using even more deductions, the Paladin found a crevice on the wall, and found a hidden passage way. Following it, we found some demon grunts, I told Jeralin to act as a commander and that he captured us. I dont know how, but the grunts fell for that, and we continued. We found this girl and guy acting as guards. Apparently they wanted to help the demons because the world is boring and they got cool powers. I tried to convince them to let us through, but thet didn't allow it. I even tried to play a game with them, sad times. We unfortunately had to fight them, but, and this is a huge butt. THE GIRL HAD TENTACLE POWERS!!!! SHE CAME UP TO ME, AND THAT SHIT WENT ALL OVER MY BODY. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! We absolutely destroyed the guy (not killed) and the girl surrendered and I convinced her to join us. How you may ask. Well its very simple. All she wants to do is have fun. Fun is literally me. So it was not that hard to convince her.
With our new convinced allies we continued, but the grunts that we bamboozled came back and told us that we cannot pass through. I WAS NOT ABOUT TO FIGHT THESE EXTRAS! So I did the only logical thing. I claimed that I was sent by the demon lord to make sure everything is according to plan. It took a bit of intimidation, but I finally got to there stupid ass skulls. We then continued to find a giant open area full of people, and a demon commander (one of the twins), eating a frickin McDonald's cheese burger. She allowed us to get closer because she wanted to talk, but the moment I got close enough, I placed my board down, making it to where she cannot escape. I am not taking any chances from her dumb ass. She tried to act tough, but we beat the absolute shit out of her DUMB ASS! BRO, Gwynn almost killed her! At the last second I convinced him to not kill her, so he changed his attack mid way to make it non lethal.*WIPES SWEAT OFF HEAD* I had Jeralin carry her back to the estate, and to make sure she didn't escape, I put some Elmer's Glue to stick them together. We then rescued all the people and put her in a holding cell back at the estate. With that we completed the mission.