(2) Not all Lemons

TWO WEEKS LATER the session commences. The trap was S.I.A (Sleeping in action) in the carriage so we forgot about him. On our way, we stumbled across a village. I looked to the paladin and prayed to his god that he would not attack any demons on sight in case there where any chillin demons and zed Paladin agreed. On entering there was a massive brawl between a drunk man and a fancy dude that looked exactly like Melrar. A MILF approached us and asked us why the flip where there humans in the demon land. I responded with the same truth as always. A bard with bodyguards writing stories about his travels. I asked what the frick was up with the drunk man, and she said that the demon king is raising taxes so that man is mad. Team... I never grinned so hard in my life. I'll explain later, MUAHAHAHA. I walked up to the demon fancy pants and asked him if he can give me some quotes on this hole situation. Dude was not having it, so he was about to attack me, PALADIN! PALADIN! PALADIN made quick work of him. Everyone went inside and the situation calmed down. I few minutes of character dialog later and we took the drunk man inside the inn and had some dinner. This is where things get exiting, NEW PARAGRAPH
I started talking to this demon and told him that I wanted to beat the demon king in rock paper scissors. As per the uge he laughed so I decided to have some fun with him. I challenged him to a normal match of rock paper scissors, but he wanted to bet money. I looked at Nayata and she said I can only bet 5 demon silver, so I did. Now, you may be telling your self, "ahhhh, Your Boy, this isn't even a competition, your gonna smoke him", WRONG, I want to mess with his head. I want him to think I suck at games and that I have no idea what I was doing. so I lost the match on porpoise and my 5 demon silver. The smug look on his face told it all. I pulled out my book of knowledge and told him I want a game of Chess and that that book is my bet, and that I want my 5 silver back. He shrugged and agreed, 5 MINUTES, that's all he lasted, I've seen guys last longer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He gave me my five silver back and now he wanted a normal game of black jack. HAHAHA, BLACK JACK?!, BOOM, GONE, GG EZ NO RE! WHERES THAT SMUG LOOK NOW?! How did I win you might ask https://www.888casino.com/blog/card-counting-trainer (almost fell asleep while playing)
After this complete disgusting destruction that has taken place, he left with 5 less silver and I gained 5 hole demon silver. A few seconds later we all went to our room and napped. In the morning we agreed that we are going to gather some information and hopefully get a map. When I went to the main section of the inn the drunk man (lets call him Drunk) was trying to get another drink, but was broke. I told him that if he listens to what I say, I will buy him a drink. He agreed so I bought him a glass and he told me that the demon king is raising taxes for his army. While saying that I heard some noise coming from the out side so after Drunk finished talking we all went outside (minus Drunk cause he was still drinking). It turned out that fake Melrar's cow tax collectors are pissed that fake Melrar died and is demanding taxes. To my left there where 2 demon anime lolis being protected by a demon anime girl. I told Smug man to take care of the lesser demons and me and the boys (and one girl) will wreck shop with the main tax collector. 1 round later, I yelled to drunk that there are people here trying to take his taxes. team, let me tell you something, when I say that somebody booked it, I mean that this man, went from 0 to 100 in less then a smell. He charged so hard at some lesser demons it was majestic. The man I declared as the enemy king tried to run away as he was getting completely creamed but failed, CAUSE HE CANT LEAVE THE BOARD, SUCKER! The other guy grew some winges and dipped, BUT MY MY BOY ALSO GREW WINGES AND CHASED AFTER HIS ASS. After the situation was taken care of, Smug came to me telling me that his friend as a book that I might me interest, BUT ITS IN DEMON SO I CANT READ IT, or can I. The friend started to teach me demon and until the party tells me when we are leaving, ima keep studding.
And thats where we paused it for the day.