(7) Not in Canada

by Your Boy

It is time bois (and gals). I arrived and I saw the worst possible outcome, demons where attacking the civilians, the 3 main demons was flying away, and worst of all, I WAS NOT IN JAPAN!!!!! We teleported to New York Times Square, LAAAAAAAAAAME. Since when did Isekais go to New York! oh, and yah, we made quick work of the demons and this dude in a kick ass suit was helping us. Turns out he was apart of the Estate (A weird organization that was apparently stalking me for some time (between you and me, they asked me to join them once, but I declined because they wouldn't change there names the The Flamingos)) I was the only in our party that could speak English so I would translate everything that the guy was saying to our party, accordingly. He basically told us that we need to come with him because we are not suppose to be here, it took some time to convince the godly paladin and the tsundere archer to go with him on a flying metal bird to a city called Seattle. See, the moment that this man said that we needed to get into a "flying metal bird" I knew that something was gonna happen, so I asked my majestic friend, the Paladin if I can ask his god a yes or no question about the plane being a danger, and the god said, and I quote, "yes". Some time later we where on the plane and Nayata's amazon senses where tingling. Then we saw a demon on the wing of the plan trying rip it. BROOOOO, NOT OK! One of the Estate people said that he was going to take care of it, and then there where people on the plan that was attacking us. I hope im making this sound like a big deal, CAUSE IT WASNT :P I made the HOLY PALADIN IMMORTAL and forced all the enemies to stand still. and on top of that, all of my pieces had some range ability so the enemies couldn't do anything. light, weight. after that easy encounter we are now 30 minutes to Seattle and im bored. So I took the phone of the Estate people and looked through the memes and the stuff that happened over the last 3 years.

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