(5) Not the Future

ITS TIME! We started walking and there it was. The castle gate, door thing. The Paladin opened it and the frickin crossbows from the Forest of Giants shot but missed the Paladin, thank the lords. We made quick work of the grunts and Nayata started popping off, hitting some nice ass shots from miles away. After the first floor we went to the second, but the second floor was full of grunts. Karnil, the demon that taught me the demon tongue pulled a Moses and split the sea of demons allowing us to continue forward. What a hero ;( (also, I forgot to mention, but the moment we entered the castle, the demon king kept putting a magic trap underneath us that would blow up 1 round later, and that shit was so FRICKIN annoying. ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT IN ORDER FOR ME TO DO ANYTHING, I CANT MOVE! So me and my player thought of the best plan, more on that later) When we arrived on the 3rd floor, there was a THICCa torture lady that was there stopping our progress. RANT TIME! SHE WAS MOVING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND WE ALSO HAD TO KEEP MOVING BECAUSE OF THE DEMON LORD SO THIS WAS SO FRICKING HARD FOR ME! Me and my player were waiting and waiting for the perfect time, AND BOOM! I GRABBED HER DUMB ASS AND FORCED HER TO STAND STILL USING A KICK ASS ABILITY THAT ONLY WORKS IF I HAVEN'T MOVED AND IF THERE IS A ROOK NEXT TO THE TARGET! luckily The Paladin was my rook, and we successfully forced the torture demon to get blown up by the demon king's magic explosion. GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS BOIIIIIIIS! If the demon king can actually see in the future, THEN WHY DID HE LET THAT HAPPEN?! HUUUUUUH! He should have saw that coming and would not have placed the explosions magic in that specific spot where I trapped the demon. BITCH IS GETTING EXPOSED. DRAMA ALERT! anyways. we swiftly took care of her and progressed to the next room. The first thing that caught my attention was a bath, a hot, steaming bath. My first instinct would have been to jump in it, but Nayata and the Paladin was in a serious state, so I cried inside and didn't jump in. We saw the demon king just waiting AT THE END OF A LONG ASS HALLWAY. We walked in slow motion, halfway meeting with three other demons. Two nice looking ladies and a chad in the middle. I told the demon king that I wanted a 1v1 Rock Paper Scissors match, but he denied it, THE COWARD! Instead the other demons started to attack us. UNACCEPTABLE! As we where fighting, the demon king started doing some magic nonsense, and 2 rounds later, WE ALL GOT TELEPORTED, DEMONS INCLUDED!
 
SIKE! My ass didnt get teleported, WHY? Cause my chess board objected it! AND GUESS WHAT! THE DEMON KING SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT!
 
So ill brb 12 seconds, your boy is gonna talk to this dude.