Prince's Wards

No Child Left Behind

Type

Religious, Cult

Demonym

Tybist

Parent Organization

Survivor Stars

Divines

• Tybalt, the Prince of Orphans

Related Traditions

• Kitsweet

Related Species

• Catfolk

Related Myths

• The Story They Will Not Tell

Related Historical Events

• Givesday, Tailormoon, 1313
  Legend: Song of the Apocalypses by Bastet of Palimpsest

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Interview Excerpts: Do you want kids some day?

RESPONSES

Masons

"As our sole current heir is, alas, a girl, it will no doubt be a regrettable requirement."
-- Subvizier Aloysius Mason.

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Dargent-Laureats

"It’s a requirement."
-- Vizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"Yes. I mean. We’re trying."
-- Viziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.

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Ironsides

"Got ‘em, but I’ll always take more! More strapping young soldiers to continue the fight when I’m finally in a chair!"
-- Vizier Balthazar Ironside.
"It… would be required, so, yes."
-- Subvizier Agamemnon Ironside.
"Perhaps, but not any time soon."
-- Katib Menelaus Ironside.
"In theory, sure. Someone’s got to keep the family going, and it’d give me someone to coach. Only trouble is pregnancy would be a real damper on the workout regimen."
-- Katiba Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.

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Stargazers

"Aye, I could make use of more."
-- Vizier Leopold Stargazer.
"I would not object to more."
-- Viziera Andromeda Stargazer.
"Oh, some day, of course. I’m going to be this family’s Vizier eventually, and even if I wasn’t, I mean… you’ve… seen my brother’s wife…?"
-- Subvizier Pollux Stargazer.
"In theory, sure. Someone’s got to keep the family going, and it’d give me someone to coach. Only trouble is pregnancy would be a real damper on the workout regimen."
-- Subviziera Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
"I’m not sure I’d be a good father, and I’m quite sure my family would not, on the whole, be a good family."
-- Katib Castor Stargazer.
"Not really an option for a few different reasons. But unfortunately yes."
-- Katiba Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

"Kids?"
-- Bartleby.

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Dargents

"They are a regrettable necessity."
-- Vizier Richard Dargent.
"I have quite enough for the moment."
-- Viziera Guinevera Dargent.
"It’s a requirement."
-- Subvizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"Yes. I mean. We’re trying."
-- Subviziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.
"Only if I can bring about a world where I can have kids who aren’t expected to hide their identity and where other kids aren’t starving in the street as mine eat more than their little stomachs can handle."
-- Katib Hugo Dargent.
"Oh, of course, doesn’t every girl?"
-- Katiba Scarlett Dargent.

"No!"
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"Kinda against the stereotype for a bunny, but I don’t really feel like being tied to a warren all my life. And once bunnies have five or six kids, before you know it, you’re the matriarch of an entire burrow and that just seems like far too much responsibility to handle."
-- Connie Furr.
"I have some descendants in the lower places. I might again."
-- Voltaire.

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Carterholds

"Unh… no, not really. The Poor Man can put up with me just being a cool old aunt, I’m sure."
-- Katiba Rouge Carterhold.

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Bakerstreets

"I imagine I’m done with women, which makes more kids mechanically unlikely. But I’ll keep the three I’ve got."
-- Vizier Cobbler Bakerstreet.
"...[cold silence]..."
-- Subviziera Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
"I’m great with kids, but I’m way too busy being awesommmmme."
-- Katib Cody Bakerstreet.
"Nah. It’s a dangerous world, and I’ve got better ideas."
-- Katiba Wiggin Bakerstreet.

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Underhands

"...[cold silence]..."
-- Katiba Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.

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Baharats

"I do, but not here."
-- Ex-Subvizier James Baharat.

"Oh yes, when we’re ready. We’re going to call our firstborn Qumulus, after Butterfly’s great-great-grandmother who invented the flying carpet."
-- Beautiful Baharat Guard.
"I think I’d rather not while I’m trapped up here, but I’ve overheard the Baharats discussing it, if they can find a mate, since Bunbun aren’t very often found for sale and ones with magic bloodlines are far rarer again. I’d rather have kids to keep my place than risk being left homeless, I guess."
-- Martini.

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Brasseyes

"Plenty of time to think about that later."
-- Katiba Grimoire Brasseyes.

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Darktusks

"I might have some, for all I know. Not something I think about."
-- Mirze Rifi Darktusk.

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Greenskins

"No more."
-- Vizier Kronk Greenskin.
"Not really an option for a few different reasons. But unfortunately yes."
-- Subvizier Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

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Jackalslicers

"I am too old for more."
-- Viziera Atkin Jackalslicer.
"Maybe. I don’t know."
-- Katib Fennec Jackalslicer.

"…hrr… maybe once. Old now."-- Stubby.

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Shajaras

"Certainly, certainly, we’ll get to that in time."
-- Vizier Hali Shajara.
"Ask me much, much later."
-- Viziera Cassilda Shajara.

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Brambleites

"Egad! A most large and consequential query! And yet - am I not a rabbit? I have never been a creature to strive against nature!"
-- Bugsby Cottontail.
"Kinda against the stereotype for a bunny, but I don’t really feel like being tied to a warren all my life. And once bunnies have five or six kids, before you know it, you’re the matriarch of an entire burrow and that just seems like far too much responsibility to handle."
-- Connie Furr.
"I do, but not here."
-- James Baharat.
"I think I’d rather not while I’m trapped up here, but I’ve overheard the Baharats discussing it, if they can find a mate, since Bunbun aren’t very often found for sale and ones with magic bloodlines are far rarer again. I’d rather have kids to keep my place than risk being left homeless, I guess."
-- Martini.
"I’d… under other circumstances I’d maybe be open to adopting."
-- Vulpix.
"I have many children. Winnie and the Church expect that we will have a few more before too long. She’s been right all the other times."
-- Warren Furr.
"They just seem to keep happening. The Bramble Church calls it a blessing, and I’m sure they’d know better than I about such things."
-- Winnie Furr.

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Patchwork Empire

"Ha. No. But I’m open to offers. It wouldn’t be the first time."
-- Pairaka.

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Undergazette

"I always wanted to settle down and start a family, before Awkla and I broke things off. I guess I’ve ended up improvising a bit since then."
-- Krona Tailfeather.
"No!"
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"Feel like I’d probably just lose ‘em. I bet I’d make a cool aunt, though, if only I had any family."
-- Tito.

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Yvette & her Handmaidens

"Oh, dear, no, I take plenty of precautions against that. I’m not that kind of girl."
-- Yvette, the Courtesan.
"I’m not the kind to pull off being tied down. Well, not for more than a few hours, and not by someone under sixteen."
-- Yvette Vixois.
"Ha. No. But I’m open to offers. It wouldn’t be the first time."
-- Pairaka.