Drinks

Masons

"I tend to favour plum brandy, although I am rapidly perfecting the process of home production from a private orchard of mine, and expect to have outstripped commercially available quality within the next eight years."
-- Subvizier Aloysius Mason.

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Dargent-Laureats

"Tea. Green. Venison if I’m eating."
-- Vizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"Uh, sweetwine usually. Grapefruit juice if it’s early."
-- Viziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.

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Ironsides

"What have they got?! Ha! Dwarven beer, orcish ale, Efreeti gin - whatever’s got a proper kick to it!"
-- Vizier Balthazar Ironside.
"Beer. And, uh, water."
-- Subvizier Agamemnon Ironside.
"Ale if it’s late. Water if it’s early."
-- Katib Menelaus Ironside.
"Eh, I’ll drink about anything that comes in quarts. I don’t eat in taverns, though, I have a strict regimen the kitchen staff at home keep to."
-- Katiba Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.

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Stargazers

"Gin most often. Gin and lime."
-- Vizier Leopold Stargazer.
"Rum and coconut. Preferably dark."
-- Viziera Andromeda Stargazer.
"I don’t really go to taverns much. White wine, I guess? Fresh salad? I recently got into ale, but I can’t drink much of it."
-- Subvizier Pollux Stargazer.
"Eh, I’ll drink about anything that comes in quarts. I don’t eat in taverns, though, I have a strict regimen the kitchen staff at home keep to."
-- Subviziera Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
"I so very seldom go to taverns, usually I let my wife order for me."
-- Katib Castor Stargazer.
"There’s a really good orc curry that some of the taverns still do, but not so many in the noble district any more. If I’m going for drinks, I’ve gotten really into elven sweetwine which is a great disappointment to my mum."
-- Katiba Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

"I don’t, but I would say ‘ink’."
-- Bartleby.

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Dargents

"Claret or cherry liqueur."
-- Vizier Richard Dargent.
"Dry white pomegranate wine with a splash of vermouth and a single drop of Efreeti gin. I call it Silk Hiding Steel."
-- Viziera Guinevera Dargent.
"Tea. Green. Venison if I’m eating."
-- Subvizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"Uh, sweetwine usually. Grapefruit juice if it’s early."
-- Subviziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.
"A pint of their finest ale… I don't even like ale."
-- Katib Hugo Dargent.
"I like apple juice. Apples are my favourite."
-- Katiba Scarlett Dargent.

"Absinthe."
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"BANANANANANANA MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!!!... or if we're on business and need to be discreet, I'll order a Banana Milkshake - at a normal volume."
-- Connie Furr.
"They know I drink milk. Or water with a little wine."
-- Voltaire.

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Carterholds

"Coffee liqueur. If it’s a night out, I’m mostly a red berry vodka girl."
-- Katiba Rouge Carterhold.

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Bakerstreets

"I stopped drinking ale in 1294. Now I mostly drink strong black coffee. I’ll take the Dwarven kind if they’ve got it."
-- Vizier Cobbler Bakerstreet.
"...[silence]..."
-- Subviziera Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
"Craft beer til’ 9, bourbon breeze til’ 11, Gnoll absinthe til 4am, anything else til dawn is in the hands of the Eight."
-- Katib Cody Bakerstreet.
"Depends who I’m meeting."
-- Katiba Wiggin Bakerstreet.

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Underhands

"...[silence]..."
-- Katiba Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.

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Baharats

"My family supplies many of the taverns with our own sweetwine vintage. I am working on a brambleberry variant, with a little help."
-- Ex-Subvizier James Baharat.

"Pomegranate and raspberry milkshake. But with soy milk. It turns out real milk isn’t vegan."
-- Beautiful Baharat Guard.
"I’d only be in a tavern if I was performing at an event, in which case I usually get watered down red berry wine because it matches the aesthetic. I prefer carrot juice."
-- Martini.

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Brasseyes

"Wormwood tonic, with a shot of aragh sagi if they haven’t checked my age."
-- Katiba Grimoire Brasseyes.

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Darktusks

"Straight absinthe. In a bottle."
-- Mirze Rifi Darktusk.

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Greenskins

"Ale."
-- Vizier Kronk Greenskin.
"There’s a really good orc curry that some of the taverns still do, but not so many in the noble district any more. If I’m going for drinks, I’ve gotten really into elven sweetwine which is a great disappointment to my mum."
-- Subvizier Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

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Jackalslicers

"When I am out only with the family, I often indulge in goblinvine beer. At more public occasions, I stick to water and wine."
-- Viziera Atkin Jackalslicer.
"Dark berry juice if I’m on my own. When I’m with my friends, I let Cody pick the beer."
-- Katib Fennec Jackalslicer.

"V’ziera orders. Water with small beer. Stubby drinks."
-- Stubby.

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Shajaras

"When I go to a tavern, I buy out the tavern, and that way I can sample whatever they have at my ease."
-- Vizier Hali Shajara.
"They don’t sell the things I drink at just taverns."
-- Viziera Cassilda Shajara.

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Brambleites

"A whisked carrot juice, garnished with the greens."
-- Bugsby Cottontail.
"BANANANANANANA MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!!!... or if we're on business and need to be discreet, I'll order a Banana Milkshake - at a normal volume."
-- Connie Furr.
"My family supplies many of the taverns with our own sweetwine vintage. I am working on a brambleberry variant, with a little help."
-- James Baharat.
"I’d only be in a tavern if I was performing at an event, in which case I usually get watered down red berry wine because it matches the aesthetic. I prefer carrot juice."
-- Martini.
"Something sweet and non-alcoholic. It’s been a while since I lost control of my form, but it still seems imprudent to get inebriated unnecessarily."
-- Vulpix.
"I don’t really, by personal choice. Although Winnie did take me to one of the Dwarven taverns further up in the city one time. Never again. She’s lucky I love her so much."
-- Warren Furr.
"If I’m in the warren, I will set a good example for my little ones and order a sweet berry soda. I have sampled some of the Dwarven alcohols when scouting the further reaches of the burrow, and am starting to build up a tolerance but I still can’t drink very much of it."
-- Winnie Furr.

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Patchwork Empire

"Depends what form I’m in. I am nothing if not a character actress."
-- Pairaka.

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Undergazette

"Coffee if I’m working. Whisky if I’m not."
-- Krona Tailfeather.
"Absinthe."
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"When I can afford it, rum and milk. Other times, just milk."
-- Tito.

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Yvette & her Handmaidens

"I usually prefer others to buy my drinks for me, but if it is up to me I’ll go for spiced lapsang souchong in the mornings, sweet white wine during the day, or a tall Light in Prism in the evenings."
-- Yvette, the Courtesan.
"I’m not ashamed to have expensive tastes. It’s why I also have high prices and rich clients."
-- Yvette Vixois.
"Depends what form I’m in. I am nothing if not a character actress."
-- Pairaka.