Church of the Tailor

"We play the flute as we overwrite."Weave the Starlight of the Tailor, the Spinning song of the Tailor.

Woven of Starlight

Type

Religious, Sect

Demonym

Tailorite

Ruling Organization

House of Dargent-Laureat

Leader Title

Archdeacon

Parent Organization

Ecumenical Tabernacle

Divines

• The Tailor

Related Traditions

• Threadmas

Related Species

• Human

Related Ethnicities

• Clergy

Constellation/Symbol

Needle Pulling Thread

Holy Text

The Threads of Destiny

Legality

One of the Eight sanctioned churches

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Hymnary

Weave the Starlight of the Tailor

Divine Magic

Spells of the Tailor

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Interview Excerpts: Do you have a strong sense of style?

RESPONSES

Masons

"While style may be no replacement for substance, I find it can often take a comfortable place alongside."
-- Subvizier Aloysius Mason.

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Dargent-Laureats

"I have taken notes."
-- Vizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"It changes over time, but yes."
-- Viziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.

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Ironsides

"I’ll leave that for my critics to decide! Bahahahaha!"
-- Vizier Balthazar Ironside.
"Um, my father buys all of my clothes and armour, so I suppose not."
-- Subvizier Agamemnon Ironside.
"I suppose so. I’m the only person at court who dresses like this, anyway. There’s an elven plantweaver a little further down whom I contract as a tailor. I showed him some of the old Gardener images on the Order of the Garden scrolls."
-- Katib Menelaus Ironside.
"I like to think I’m bringing female warpaint back."
-- Katiba Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.

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Stargazers

"Style has nothing on substance, lad."
-- Vizier Leopold Stargazer.
"That should be obvious."
-- Viziera Andromeda Stargazer.
"Noble rank carries certain expectations, and this is one I’m happy to lean into."
-- Subvizier Pollux Stargazer.
"I like to think I’m bringing female warpaint back."
-- Subviziera Britomart Stargazer-Ironside.
"I tend towards an intellectual sort of fashion not especially popular throughout the court, so I suppose I must do."
-- Katib Castor Stargazer.
"I somewhat haphazardly found a look that works for me and I prefer not to invite more stress by changing it."
-- Katiba Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

"Quite fashionable."
-- Bartleby.

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Dargents

"It doesn’t do to fall outside the etiquette of the times."
-- Vizier Richard Dargent.
"You need to sense a thing to shape it, after all."
-- Viziera Guinevera Dargent.
"I have taken notes."
-- Subvizier Victor Dargent-Laureat.
"It changes over time, but yes."
-- Subviziera Satine Dargent-Laureat.
"I have carefully cultivated a layering effect where I can instantly hide the more illicit aspects of my outfit and appearance without forfeiting fashion."
-- Katib Hugo Dargent.
"Got to make an effort - that’s how the court works."
-- Katiba Scarlett Dargent.

"Snake-style!"
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"Uh, yeah, I guess so. My favourite outfit is normally whatever I’m wearing at the time!"
-- Connie Furr.
"I glitter."
-- Voltaire.

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Carterholds

"I haven’t had much freedom to work on it for long, but I think I’ve put together something pretty sharp."
-- Katiba Rouge Carterhold.

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Bakerstreets

"Beggars can’t be choosers, heh."
-- Vizier Cobbler Bakerstreet.
"...[nod]..."
-- Subviziera Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.
"ABS: Always Be Stylin’."
-- Katib Cody Bakerstreet.
"Nah, I dress for comfort and ease of getting the drop on people."
-- Katiba Wiggin Bakerstreet.

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Underhands

"...[nod]..."
-- Katiba Diana Bakerstreet-Underhand.

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Baharats

"Many have called it my greatest asset."
-- Ex-Subvizier James Baharat.

"Yeah, I mean, it’s important to know what goes with your complexion. I’m lucky that a lot of things go with mine."
-- Beautiful Baharat Guard.
"The Baharats kind of impose their own on me. I prefer to express myself in more practical ways in my downtime."
-- Martini.

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Brasseyes

"I suppose so."
-- Katiba Grimoire Brasseyes.

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Darktusks

"Sure, but that’s a gay way to fuckin’ say it."
-- Mirze Rifi Darktusk.

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Greenskins

"No. My senses favour substance."
-- Vizier Kronk Greenskin.
"I somewhat haphazardly found a look that works for me and I prefer not to invite more stress by changing it."
-- Subvizier Cassiopeia Stargazer-Greenskin.

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Jackalslicers

"I have become accustomed to the act of balancing the traditional and contemporary in ways that will not arouse too much comment."
-- Viziera Atkin Jackalslicer.
"Not yet. Maybe I’m still figuring things out."
-- Katib Fennec Jackalslicer.

"No-one cares."
-- Stubby.

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Shajaras

"I think that’s rather well agreed upon."
-- Vizier Hali Shajara.
"Stronger than anyone - well, almost anyone."
-- Viziera Cassilda Shajara.

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Brambleites

"Haha! You noticed!"
-- Bugsby Cottontail.
"Uh, yeah, I guess so. My favourite outfit is normally whatever I’m wearing at the time!"
-- Connie Furr.
"Many have called it my greatest asset."
-- James Baharat.
"The Baharats kind of impose their own on me. I prefer to express myself in more practical ways in my downtime."
-- Martini.
"Connie tells me that one of the core tenets of the Bramble Faith is that things should be pretty, and that’s a principle I am more than happy to lean into."
-- Vulpix.
"That’s more Winnie’s department, although she did find me these lovely goggles that keep my eyes safe when I’m crafting."
-- Warren Furr.
"I have thirty seven belts of various sizes and colours."
-- Winnie Furr.

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Patchwork Empire

"Oh yes. As enslaved Divs go, I seem to be unusually creative and independent."
-- Pairaka.

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Undergazette

"I got a lot of ties and fedoras, but they’re all pretty well-worn these days."
-- Krona Tailfeather.
"Snake-style!"
-- Lindie Asklepa.
"Hell yeah. Colours are an expression of the divine, even when you’re sober."
-- Tito.

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Yvette & her Handmaidens

"Oh, come now."
-- Yvette, the Courtesan.
"Of course. A natural top-heavy hourglass figure and porcelain cheekbones will only get you so far on their own; everything else comes from what I do with the canvas."
-- Yvette Vixois.
"Oh yes. As enslaved Divs go, I seem to be unusually creative and independent."
-- Pairaka.