The Whining Thief
You make your way through the town of Felsoren until you come to a tavern, which is called The Whining Thief, an average sized shabby gypsum tavern with a planked roof that the locals know best for its fire place.
The Whining Thief is very nice, compared to some of the taverns that you've been in. The decently hygienic tavern is laid out in a sensible fashion, and the bar looks to be quite nice, all things considered. A glass case with a large jewel inside hangs above the bar. You can barely hear each other over the din of the other patrons, who are pretty rowdy. One elbows you in the ribs as they try to get around you to the bar.
Behind the counter is who you would assume to be the bartender, a vulnerably elderly man with very bushy hair who is currently shouting into the kitchen, annoyed. You walk up to the bar, and strike up conversation with the man, who introduces himself as Kellen Ironhide, the proud owner of The Whining Thief.
On offer today:
There's ales and boutique spirits available. Delicious smells are wafting from the kitchen, and your mouth salivates at the thought of the game that's on menu. Kellen Ironhide proudly tells you that there are no stinkin' vegetables, and that The Whining Thief stocks only the finest meats. The house cheese is 1 Silver 3 Copper and is a white, with a purple rind cheese which is almost liquid once you bite through the rind. It smells like fresh cream, and tastes like it too. Menu:
Frogs on Skewers- 4 Copper
Grilled Snake and Macadamia- 3 Copper
Lizard Gruel with Nutbread- 3 Copper
Pot of cured meats- 4 Copper
Bacon and Eggs- 6 Copper
Fish of the Day, served with lemon- 1 Silver 1 Copper
Barbecued Gopher Legs- 6 Copper
Bog-Beetle Dumplings- 4 Copper
Leg of Mutton and eggs- 6 Copper
Grilled Wild Boar Chops- 3 Silver 5 Copper
Baked Loin of Pork with Gravy- 5 Silver 7 Copper
Beef Steak and Kidney Pie- 7 Silver 9 Copper
Buffaloaf and Honeyed Corn- 7 Silver 1 Copper
Honey Braised Boar Ribs- 8 Silver 6 Copper
Pork Chop and Curds- 9 Silver 3 Copper
Rack of Lamb Platter- 9 Silver 6 Copper
Tavern Entertainment:
There is a rickety looking stage in this tavern, but it is currently empty. Morra:
A drunk looking light tan skinned bony yet muscular elf pulls his hand out from behind his back and shouts 12. Two other people do the same thing and after a moment the elf hangs his head in defeat. Accommodation:
The Whining Thief has 4 available rooms, which are average sized and rather clean. Because this tavern is priced for wealthy patrons, it will cost 2 Gold to stay here for the night.
There's ales and boutique spirits available. Delicious smells are wafting from the kitchen, and your mouth salivates at the thought of the game that's on menu. Kellen Ironhide proudly tells you that there are no stinkin' vegetables, and that The Whining Thief stocks only the finest meats. The house cheese is 1 Silver 3 Copper and is a white, with a purple rind cheese which is almost liquid once you bite through the rind. It smells like fresh cream, and tastes like it too. Menu:
Frogs on Skewers- 4 Copper
Grilled Snake and Macadamia- 3 Copper
Lizard Gruel with Nutbread- 3 Copper
Pot of cured meats- 4 Copper
Bacon and Eggs- 6 Copper
Fish of the Day, served with lemon- 1 Silver 1 Copper
Barbecued Gopher Legs- 6 Copper
Bog-Beetle Dumplings- 4 Copper
Leg of Mutton and eggs- 6 Copper
Grilled Wild Boar Chops- 3 Silver 5 Copper
Baked Loin of Pork with Gravy- 5 Silver 7 Copper
Beef Steak and Kidney Pie- 7 Silver 9 Copper
Buffaloaf and Honeyed Corn- 7 Silver 1 Copper
Honey Braised Boar Ribs- 8 Silver 6 Copper
Pork Chop and Curds- 9 Silver 3 Copper
Rack of Lamb Platter- 9 Silver 6 Copper
Tavern Entertainment:
There is a rickety looking stage in this tavern, but it is currently empty. Morra:
A drunk looking light tan skinned bony yet muscular elf pulls his hand out from behind his back and shouts 12. Two other people do the same thing and after a moment the elf hangs his head in defeat. Accommodation:
The Whining Thief has 4 available rooms, which are average sized and rather clean. Because this tavern is priced for wealthy patrons, it will cost 2 Gold to stay here for the night.
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