TheRealSpaceBandito Progress Report


Burne's Badgers

123 words

R'lyeh

152 words

Deadmoon

111 words

Carcosa

393 words

Solania

115 words

Seven Heavens

82 words

Hyades

114 words

Earthcaller

172 words

Garl Glittergold

340 words

Ironhand

88 words

Steelskin

152 words

Elysium

60 words

Bouldon

68 words

Hrodel's Tower

495 words

Explictica Defilus

A naga who proclaimed herself the Reptile God and brainwashed a town into being her cult to bear her many snake children

224 words

Naga

A race of highly intelligent snake-like immortal spellcasters created by the ancients and maybe even the gods to act as protectors of ancient ruins that hide artifacts of power

134 words

Dark Mere

227 words

Dim Catacombs

138 words

Forge of Fury

72 words

Carus Virgil

57 words

Decimus Pomponius

122 words

Admiral

21 words

Armourer

59 words

Arborea

53 words

Barrier Peaks

57 words

Carrion Guard

59 words

White Sands Mine

124 words

Ruby Falls

49 words

Ironwood

123 words

Dunnmarsh

245 words

Davros

4678 words

Daggerford

589 words

Five Oaks

131 words

Braxem

80 words

Crypt of Kovis

114 words

Nightscale

Living at the botton of the dwarven stronghold Khundrukar lived the black dragon Nightscale and its lair the black lake

307 words

Gug

The giants of the Dreamlands Underworld who pray on the other dreamraces

359 words

Nightguant

The servants of the Dark Pharaoh, Nyarlathotep who abduct people in the night

180 words

Cat

Everyone knows about cats, the small, sometimes-obnoxious predators that sleep in the windowsill

132 words

Stirge

Giant mosquito-like insects with four bat-like wings and sonar capabilities

584 words

Velociraptor

Small feathered pack hunters that inhabit the primal continent

297 words

Zoog

Small rodent like creatures that live in a single tribe based out of the Enchanted Woods

376 words

Animated Armor

Empty shells of armor animated to protect and guard rooms and hallways

483 words

Rug of Smothering

Animated rugs meant to lie in wait as traps that smother intruders

267 words

Living Library

A creation of the dirt-wizard Julio, originally his spellbook given life, the original living library J.a.M.a.L. has evolved into a sentient being bent of consuming knowledge at any cost

82 words

Joseph Julio Rodriguez nogueira Ramirez Perez Hernandez Lopez IV

A caravaner and wizard, Julio has gone on to become one of the world's foremost masters of Conjuration magic

161 words

Pixie

‘Tis said their forms are tiny, yet all human ills they can subdue, or with a wand or amulet can win a maiden’s heart for you; and many a blessing know to stew to make to wedlock bright; give honour to the dainty crew, the Pixies are abroad tonight.

344 words

Satyr

A species of lustful, drunken woodsland beings that serve the gods of the Feywild

484 words

Sprite

Supernatural entities that often take the appearance of fairy-like creatures or as an ethereal entity

428 words

Cambion

575 words

Imp

694 words

Oni

577 words

Quasit

632 words

Ogre

Large, hideous, man-like beings that eat ordinary human beings, especially infants and children

551 words

Goblin

496 words

Anduril

399 words

Ghared Deephammer

170 words

Erky Timbers

69 words

Belak, the Outcast

128 words

Gareth Primo

114 words

Meepo

243 words

Calcryx

217 words

Allip

When a mind uncovers a secret that a powerful being has protected with a mighty curse, the result is often the emergence of an allip

382 words

Gray Ooze

Stone turned to liquid by chaos, when it moves, it slithers like a snake, even resembling them as it rises to strike

317 words

Ghost

A ghost is the soul of a once-living creature, bound to haunt a location, creature, or object from its life

106 words

Dreamlands

933 words

Man of Leng

107 words

Underworld

76 words

Cavern of Flame

117 words

Conrad

This peasant born carcinian would grow up to be one of the best deadeyes and a revolutionary pirate lord

592 words

SCP-031

893 words

Argynvost

288 words

Galley

160 words

Gellar Gnomes

104 words

Goblinoid

53 words

Half-Elf

102 words

DalePact

145 words

Dalefield

228 words

Dol Buldor

57 words

Ervin Timbers

595 words

Gnome

79 words

Rock Gnome

66 words

Glitterhame

199 words

Hochoch

268 words

Hrodel Riften

68 words

Hellmusk Clan

141 words

Kaarghaz

62 words

Kobold

Small bipedal dragons that come into existence in the presence of strong dragons, who go on to serve until death or the dragon leaves the lair for a new one

766 words

Yipyak

The language of Kobolds, a form of Draconic using high pips and squeaks

71 words

Printing Press

“The pen might not be mightier than the sword, but maybe the printing press is heavier than the siege weapon. Just a few words can change everything.” – Terry Pratchett

475 words

Lortmill Mountains

244 words

Moonmus

417 words

Minmus

158 words

Gulthias Tree

127 words

Middleton

136 words

Minmus Crater

107 words

Moonmus Crater

128 words

Troglodyte

426 words

The King in Yellow

746 words

The Art of War

126 words

Sunless Citadel

426 words

Pinto

55 words

Rushmoors

96 words

Count

68 words

Elmo

376 words

John Ramco

48 words

Spider of Leng

140 words

Surveyor

146 words

Oakwood

1 words

Aureus

276 words

Magos of House Bar

The traditionalist house of the Shelf who isolate themselves pursuing wisdom and mastery over magic

130 words

Triumvirate of Magos

The unified houses of the Themmit Tablelands, based out of Darkshelf

385 words

Fugue Plane

120 words

Common

The most common language used by nearly every race, a mixture of Latin and Elvish/Dwarvish slang-terms and phrases

46 words

Julio’s Automatic Mobile Authenticating Library

The spellbook of Julio, given a body, travels the world gathering spells and magical items and curios

204 words
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Lapus

124 words

Pamienope

80 words

Oakhurst

230 words

Alyied

602 words

Giorno Giovanni

A paladin of renown who made his name in the Plane of Ash. The leader of Al Sole and Passione

123 words

Starmetal Hills

61 words

The Black Lake

138 words

Dorian

63 words

LLywillian

64 words

A Shocking Theory

A scientific journal that was written by Davros during the last days of the events of the Reptile God regarding his use and development of electroshock theoropy

106 words
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Byakhee

The celestial steeds granted to the most insane and favorable of the Great Old Ones

275 words

Flying Polyp

A race of extraterrestrials that were once in a global war with the Great Race of Yith

307 words

Outer God

Most species are identified by looks - this is not the case with the Great Old Ones, whose species is defined by power

203 words

Liona Lyonn

333 words

Sunsword

378 words

Madaras Whistle

165 words

sXLI: Woodbluff Destroyed!

449 words
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Armor of the First Protector

215 words
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Mithral

The metal from the stars, this metal is extremely lightweight for how much it is comparable to compressed steel

206 words

Adamantine

One of the strongest metals known to the realmspace

229 words

Gnoll

1024 words

Sealed Madstone

Designed by Tessa, this weapon was instrumental in helping her claim Strahd's domain for herself

775 words

Ace

A one of a kind revolver made by Tessa and gifted to pirate lord Conrad

1268 words

The Book of Eibon

199 words

Savyre Pylades

Believed to be the worlds foremost expert in pyromancy, Savyre would go on to council advice on magic for his queen-wife, Liona Lyonn.

391 words

Yurrak

98 words

Ghoul

Human-like monstrosities that lay just out of sight in cemetaries and battlefields devouring the dead

109 words

Dragonborn

Humanoid bipedal dragons that are the result of magical experimentation with dragon scales; originally created for war, this race now inhabits the primal continent in their own vast empire as a global power

1046 words

The Hellmouth

106 words

Iki Ryo

191 words

Book of Hastur

159 words

Infernal

The language created by the Blathwspawn, now used by ever race of the Hells and the Abyss

62 words

Halfling

65 words

Bicycle

With magical transportation having been around for thousands of years, it took a while for the bicycle to be invented, and it has only caught on as a novelty amongst aristocrats

344 words

Carnwennan

Sister weapon to Caliburn and fitted with the sister scabbard, this dagger was once wielded by a champion of the gods during the Great Schim

64 words

Blast Box

83 words

Cats Grace

207 words

Durendal

83 words

Fiendish Glaive

This glaive-staff is used by generals in the hells who have proven themselves in combat against the beasts of the Abyss

83 words

Grayswandir

169 words

Green Dragon Crecent Blade

An ancient weapon used by the the immortal general Koth

119 words

Hauteclere

Forged by a legendary smith, this greataxe's edge is lined with a strange meteorite that gives it its properties

91 words

Hurl Flame

170 words

Doppelganger

Extraterrestrials known for "absorbing" the identity of those they come across

302 words
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Changeling

A mix of terrestrial and not so terrestrial DNA that resulted in this forlorn race

212 words
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Hatescale

158 words
1 likes

Lake Hali

57 words

Vamparism

A divine curse or a demonic blessing, one can't be sure when they are bitten by a bloodsucker of the night

681 words
1 likes

Shield of Kings

326 words

The Cyclopse

117 words

Al Sole

73 words

Castenella Pacho

220 words

TheRealSpaceBandito Progress so far

48047 words 480.47% completed!

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Interests & Hobbies

Mountaineering, boats and the ocean, painting, writing.

Favorite Movies

Movies? Is that like a one-shot for TV shows?   I rarely watch movies, unless they are documentaries, and recall liking even fewer, but I have always been a fan of the Star Wars Prequels and Lord of the Rings trilogies.

Favorite TV Series

Simpsons, American Dad, Top Gear (UK) & The Grand Tour, anything on the Travel Channel, anything Anthony Bourdain (especially No Reservations), Castlevania, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Invicible, Futurama, and much more.

Favorite Books

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, The Book of the SubGenious, A Comprehensive History of World War II., anything done by H.P. Lovecraft and/or August Durleth, The Dark Tower series, The Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, and the Silmarilian, and the pinnacle of fantasy: the Dune series.

Favorite Writers

Matt Colvile, H.P. Lovecraft, August Durleth, Stephen King, Aunthony Bordain, and Frank Herbert.

Favorite Games

Quake, Doom, Team Fortress 2, Fallout (1, 2, Tactics, 3, and New Vegas), Xcom Enemy Within, Elder Scrolls III Morrowind & IV Oblivion, Sims 3, Destiny 1 & 2, Halo (1-3, ODST, Reach, Wars 1 & 2), Mass Effect trilogy, Jericho Unit, Age of Empires 2 & 3, Mist, and the Mystery of the Obra Dim.