The SHIT Monster

by Sanna Finch

The robot says his name is Sparkos McDavey. He thinks he's a pirate and talks like he's straight out of some pirate story you tell the kids to sccare them. He knows nothing about the world. I think I'll just have to take him to Vulcrom and see from there. Obviously, he's not broken but I can't risk Ankita finding out. I, and the boat, need the money she paid.

Bo and the robot interrogated the bandit. He told us where to find the hideout of those criminals and that our stuff would be there. So that is were we went. Bo is surprisingly good at this sort of stuff, sneaking around, finding tracks, looking for danger. He managed to pick a lock and we got three crates of our stuff and more. He's very useful right now. Not sure how it'll be once we're on the water.

Shit happened on the way back. There was this fucking giant shit moster that I think wanted to eat us. We ran. Bo, Grim and I were fast enough but Sparkos wasn't. It's not like I didn't try to save him. I'm aware that another helping hand on the boat wouldn't be bad for our chances of winning that race. Especially since he doesn't need food or water. In the end, my life is more important than the wellbeing of this robot. I stand by that. Bo, however, ran back to help and now there were two people on the line. Brave but stupid. Grim and I used our magic, The robot and Bo their weapons. Eventually, the thing died. Sparkos was severely damaged. Lost a leg.

At the dock, they were able to fix the leg. It seemed painful for him though.

On the plus side, we got our stuff back and then some. The guards payed 350sp for killing the bandit and information about the hideout. We're on track to leave in a boat that won't sink with enough supplies and one extra ally.

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Eddie Leaves
2nd Febuary, 1345

Purchase of the Mayfly
12th May, 1345

What Happened?
5th March, 1349

The Dream
7th March, 1349

The SHIT Race
8th June, 1349

The SHIT Monster
8th June, 1349

Captain's Log: Journey to Vulcrom Day 1 & 2
12 & 13th June 1349

just some thoughts
25th June, 1349

Captain's Log: The Storm, Day 16
27th June, 1349

Captain's Log: Day 36
17th July, 1349

Captain's Log: Arrival, Day 43
24th July, 1349

I need to focus
24th July, 1349

Banking and Bad News
25th July, 1349

We Need Truth
26th July, 1349

This Is It
27th July, 1349

Calculated Risks
28th July, 1349

Not As Bad As It Seems
29th July, 1349

Not Thanks to the Gods
29th July, 1349

A Cold Trail
3rd August, 1349

This Is What They Call Mutiny
3rd August, 1349

Massacre at Masterwork Masonry - Owner is Devil in Disguise
4th August, 1349

Trust
18th August, 1349

The SHIT Monster

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