Session 4: "Clear as Mud"
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Timeline
19th of Flamerule, 1486 DR:
Time - 10:00 pm
20th of Flamerule, 1486 DR:
Time - Morning
21st of Flamerule, 1486 DR:
Time - Morning
22nd of Flamerule, 1486 DR:
Time - Morning
Tristan remarks, "Is that mooing I hear? Really? They have cows down here? No time to think about that."
Tristan remarks, "Is that mooing I hear? Really? They have cows down here? No time to think about that."
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Session Reports
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Session 0: Trella's Basement
A journey starts with the first step, or goblins throwing you into a hole.
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Session 1 Report: Attack on Greenest
The new companions fight thorugh a cultist raid on the town of Greenest.
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Session 2: Heartache Tonight
The party saves the grain, and Groc takes a beating to save some lives.
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Session 3: How to Cook a Game Hen
Into enemy territory.
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Session 4: "Clear as Mud"
Back into enemy territory.
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Session 5: At the End of the Roper
The party clears out the cave and meets a big rock monster.
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Session 6: Leaving the Starter Village
From Greenest on past Baldur's Gate
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Session 7: Horsemeat
Spiders along the road
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Session 8: Rainy Day Stew
A "change" in the weather
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Session 9: Who Walks Barefoot in a Forest?
Trolling the Cultist
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Session 10: Rockin' Around the Shambling Mound
It's a holly, jolly Crit-mas.
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Session 11: Security Flaws
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Session 0: Trella's Basement
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Party Roster:
Journal Entry: 22nd of Flamerule, 1486 DR
Hoo boy, what an odd turn today took. After a day that involved sneaking past cultists and skirmishes in dark caves, I didn’t think anything could surprise me anymore. But amidst the chaotic dance of battle, in a whimsical experiment of my druidic abilities (or maybe just a fleeting thought), I found myself four-legged, hooved, and... well, decidedly more bovine. Being a cow, or more accurately, on the verge of a raging bull, was a bizarre experience. For six seconds – which, let me tell you, can feel oddly long in cow-time – I had this growing urge to just... gore someone. I guess there's more to these creatures than meets the eye. All those calm cows in pastures? Maybe they're just one bad day away from charging. The physicality was different too. My line of sight lowered considerably; it's jarring not to be looking over most creatures' heads. My usually nimble fingers, now just stout hooves, made me feel, honestly, a bit clumsy. And that snout! I felt like I could smell everything – including, regrettably, myself. Not my finest moment in personal hygiene. I was just adjusting to this new perspective (and seriously considering charging at a berserker or two) when, bam! One of them struck me, and suddenly the world twisted and jerked, pulling me right back into my usual human form. Getting the wind knocked out of you is one thing, but shifting from cow to human from a blow is a sensation I could’ve lived without. Next time? Maybe I’ll try something less... cud-chewing. Although, I won’t deny there was something appealing about the idea of becoming a massive, raging bull, ready to charge at a moment’s notice. But for now, I think I’ll stick to my two-legged form for a while. Easier on the senses, and far less... moo-y. Until the next weird transformation, Conrad
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16 Sep 2023
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