Come see the Lord Diviner to discover your future!
Get the full knowledge you need to avoid the worst and aim for the best!
How a session goes
Select a divination method
Push your magic through the conduit
Answer all of the Lord Diviner's questions
The Lord enter a trance and connect with you
Pay extra for:
Asking one or more follow-up questions
Getting help afterwards to interpret the answers
Group session available to make your parties even more thrilling!
Taster sessions available with His Lordship's representatives for a reduced price.
Come to the Diviner Fief for more information.
Prices are negotiable depending on customers' available ressources. The prices agreed upon are non-refundable in the event that the customers are not satisfised with the information revealed during a session.
The Lord Diviner guarantees that whatever event he shared with customers had a high guarantee of happening at the time of preduction and that it is the actions taken by customers upon learning about them that altered the events. No complains will be received in case the predicted events do not occur.
Consumers consult the Lord Diviner at their own risks, in the full knowledge that secrets about their past or loved ones might get revealed to them and that the Lord Diviner is not responsible for the emotional damage occurring.
The Lord Diviner takes no responsibility for not sharing important events that could have impacted customers' future, and customers acknowledged that the events revealed during a session are not exhaustive.
The Lord Diviner takes no responsibility for the actions taken by customers upon learning of past or future events and for the eventual losses and consequences that result from these.
Any information unveiled during a session are now the full property of the Lord Diviner and he cannot guarantee that they will not be used in future sessions with other customers for whom the information is relevant, as neither future nor the past do not exclusively belong to anyone.
Customers agree to maintain proper decorum in all of their interactions with the Lord Diviner and his people and that failure to do so will make them liable to claims of compensation that the Lord Diviner will enforce without warnings and that the nature of the compensation is left entirely to the Lord's Diviner choice without possible customers' recourse.
This is hilarious. Love it! The only thing that would make it better would be a magic 8 ball! (Kidding) I love this.
Thanks! I even read a few EULAs to find inspiration for this XD
I love it! Excellent research!