12-13. Bold Plans and Boulder Dodging

sooo... we got bak to barka varr and wint strate to de brads tell in for the nite. gold thaid he wud pay fur are woom if i thtaid wit him tho i wuz wike yah okay thounds gud to me tho i wint to are woom and thaid i wud thweep on tha flor and wet him hav the bed. well he wint down to git dwinkth or thumthin and i jutht thaid up hewe. i got bord tho i pwaid wowwies wit thteven and towd him how he hewpth me and i dont even no how he hewpth becuz heth not weal but wike he kinda ith to me and he meenth awot. i dont think the utherth no how much he hepth me. well i gueth i feww athweep at tha tabel becuz wondaline woke me up to go meet with drdayrydus abowt are pwan. i muthta been thooper athweep cuz i had to wype dwool off tha tabel hahaha.
 
n e way we go down to tawk to drydaddys and he dont wook nuthin wike he uthed to. thith tyme he ith vewy ugwy. he thayth he duthnt wike to woam awownd town in hes weal fathe. thoundth gud to me but it ith kinda weerd i geth. man matilda hath weewy com owt of her shel. the way she tawkd to thith guy made me feew wike she wus gunna take hith hed off or thumthin it was kinda cool. wun of the otherth thaid i had thmall feat but i hav big feet! dyrardys thaid he hathnt theen wutevr ith makin thith gobwin guy tho pireful but he thaith hell hewp uth. ooh boy that made wondaline tho mad she got in hith fathe and wuz wike U BEDDER HEWP UTH OR WEEL DO THUMTHIN TO U THO BAD U WILL WISH U WER DED or thomethin i dont no but she got vewy mad. i think she thcawed dadraysusd tho bad that he thtawted thmokin becuz they wus abig cwowd wike fogg awownd uth. i dont no wut to think abowt that. aftew thith gold had a epifn... efippan... efpinpany... he wealithed that we cud be fiting kayoth orkth. dryaryadrys agweed thinkin we cud be up agintht thomethin biger dan we thott.
 
aftew we wath dun tawkin i wint bak to bed. well i thott i wuz gonna hav da bed cuz gold got dwunk and patht owt on da fwoor but hewe cumz twevow as im heddin to da bed and wuz wike hey wowy lemme hewp u git gold on tha bed and i wuz wike yeah okay HEAVE HO but the hole time i wuz thinkin man i awmotht had a bed but now im bak on da fwor i geth. oh well.
 
i had thith thuper weerd dweem that we wus all together in a difwint pwathe and we were tho much powerfuwer than we awe now AND I HAD A FIRE THORD! me and thortafine wuz thewe but the wetht of them wer all difwent. we had to thave thith town fwom a dwagon and a hole buncha unded ded guyth and we thaw thom nometh and thom funny pigth and a gost by a thtachoo and i had thith awethom bote dat fit in a wittle box and win i thru it at thomewon i cud thay a wurd and it POPD OPIN AND CWUSHD EVEWYWUN UNDEW IT it wath tho cool. but thin we fownd a owthowth toiwet but it wathnt a owthowthe toiwet but it had a wadder goin down a wong way and then wondaline but not wondaline thaid a name and IT OPIND A DOR. how cool ith that. and we fot anuthr dwagon and thath win i woked up bak in barka varr.
 
aftew bwekfatht we weft barka varr to git bak to da gobwin twibe peeple. i towd them abowt my dweem but thay didnt theem vewy instrest... nitrestded... they didnt take it vewy sewiuthwy. mabee thay shud hav becuz thudenwy ith waining wocks and awmotht hit wondaline and OH MAH GAWD ITH A HYUGE UGWY HIWW GYINT. we twied to take thom thwingth at thith guy but owch he thtwong he pikd up wondaline wike she wuz nuthin and thmakd her on the gwownd. he towd uth to weave and we thaid we wud if he put down wondaline. he put her down by throwin her at gold but he mithd hahaha. we thtompd off and we won fur shur. we showd him.