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18. Highway to Hell
...ugh mah hed huwth tho much thothe guyth weawwy put the huwt on uth but apawentwy the fite endid up in a dwaw becuz sortafine made it dawk or thomethin. i dont no fur shur cuz i wath takin a duwt nap. i waked up in tha camp. i gueth wondaline heewd me iono but i need thome wetht. twevow wint and got thome meet for uth to eat. i towd him i cud cuk it it he wanted and he thaid no becuz he wiketh hith meet waw. i fowgot abowt that.
n e way we go to thweep and wake up. sortafine fownd a powch of poshins and gabe me won in cathe thomthin happins agin. i hope i dont haf to uthe it but at weatht i got it jutht in cathe.
twevow got the wocky tocky and tawkd to daddyraruth abowt are pwan to take down tha shamin gobwin. he thtawted tawkin abowt all kindth of thingth we cud twy. i think i kinda toond owt thom of it cuz i jutht cudnt keep up with wat they wuth thayin im wike jutht tew me wut i gotta do and ill do it tho thath wat i did. we gonna eat dinnew with the shamin and thin were gonna beat him up or thomthin and thin take hith thtaff. eathy peathy. in the meen tiem tho i wanna pway wowwieth with sortafine. i akshully beet him! i dont think he wet me win ether! well that wath fun.
well now ith tiem to go eat dinnew with tha shamen. but befow we go twevow givth uth a dwink of thome gud thtuff and we tuch are gwatheth togethew for wutevr weethon. thin gold was wike HERE HERE and i wath wike WHERE I DONT THEE NUTHIN and he jutht wath wike NEVEW MIND WOWY and im thtill confuzd cuz i dint thee n e thing. tho now we go to tha shamunth pwathe and we thit down to eet the pig and he tawkth to uth. not the pig but the shamin duh haha the pig cant tawk cuz heth ded and were eetin him.
aftew dinnew he tuk uth down to a cave in tha tint. thewe ith thome mowe of thothe orkth wike we fot and got nokd owt. he thtuffd there thwote with thom gween thtuff and they woke up and wath wike WELL THERVE U MAN U TEWW UTH WAT TO DO AND WE GONNA DO IT NO PWOBWEM WE GOT THITH or wutevr and thin thay wawkd away. now ith jutht the shamin and uth awone. now ith tha time to do thith thang.
twevow thayth the magik wordth and thtabth tha shamin in the bak and sortafine gwabd the thtaff. AND THIN I HURD A DWAGGIN AN IM WIKE DWAUGNIW ITH THAT U and i herd it agin but i cudnt teww if it wath him ow not. that wud be awthom! oh and thin tha shamin dithpaperd... dithaprerd... wathnt there no more AND THIN HE OPIND A POWTEL OR WATEVR U CALL IT AND IT WOOKD WIKE HE WATH IN HEK. it wath all fiewy and wed. wike me! and thin the shamin thtawth thwowin fier thwu the powtle in thted of comin bak wike a weel man. tho twevow and wondaline go thwu it. i gueth were goin to hek.
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1. To Karak Eight Peaks
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2. Onward and Inward
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Writing Prompt 1
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3. Of Mithe and Men
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Writing Prompt 2
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4. In the Hall of the Mountain King (Milestone: 2nd Level)
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5. The Thunder Rolls
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Writing Prompt 3
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6. In Like Flynn (Milestone: 3rd Level)
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7. Traveling with Trevor
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8. Intel, Knowledge, and... Thteven?
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9. Research and We Search
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Writing Prompt 4
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10. Rage Against the Machine
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11. Axes and Allies (Milestone: 4th Level!)
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12-13. Bold Plans and Boulder Dodging
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14. One Down...
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15. ...One to Go
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16. The New Vanguard
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17. Putting the Hurt On Us
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18. Highway to Hell
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19. Gone Too Soon (Milestone: 5th Level!)
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20. A Costly Mission Complete
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21. Midnight Company
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22. It's Gettin' Real
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23. Old McChaos Had a Farm
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24. E-I-E-I-Oh No
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25. The Bloodletter (Milestone: 6th Level!)
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26. I've Been Everywhere, Man
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27. Old Dwarf Road
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28. Bad World
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29. I Won't Lose Control
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