11. Axes and Allies (Milestone: 4th Level!)

sooo... apawentwy sortafine figgurd owt wut maid wondaline tho mad the other day and it was cuz thomebody calld her a unded even tho she ithnt unded but shes ded or thomethin i dont get it. i thtill dont wike her takin owt her pwobwemth on me and thteven. mabee won of thethe dayth ill tawk to wondaline abowt it and wet her no how much i dont wike it win thomebody yellth at me win i didnt do nuthin. but n e way ith a brige under twoubwing water for now.
 
well we keep goin and finawwy we git to a part of the twale where ith thuper thkinny tho the gobwinth had to weave behind won of there charitos wich thtinkth weel bad cuz it had thome wotten meet p u! we git into thome thkinny pwaceth but dethided to go hier up inthted tho we can git a better vyoo of tha gobwins. well that mite of bin a bad idea cuz they thaw uth and won guy thtarted thcweamin and the west of them wan away tho now we gotta go find em agin. we thot abowt makin a egel to bwing uth over their but that mite thcare them tho we dont do that. inthtead won of the otherth gabe me a wite fwag to hold up and they thaid it wath thuper impotent i did that. tho i holded it up the hole tiem we walkd to the gobwins but thin we thaw a thingnal fier up ahed.
 
wookth wike we fownd them. gold ith tho thmart cuz hes the onwy won of uth that can tawk to da gobwin weeder worlard guy. i dont no n e thing there thayin but i gueth ith goin gud cuz we aint ded yet. BUT THIN THE WORLARD THTARTH TAWKIN TO UTH IN ARE WORDTH WHOA HETH THMART TO! he wanth to no wut we got that they dont got. we got fitin and majik and heelin but they got vogg. vogg ith a big huge giant but not a giant and oger but not a oger but both at the thame tiem but not weawy... u no i dont no wut he ith akshuly. the worlard thaith that we need to proov wut we got but onwy won of uth can fite vogg. gold pikt me to show them wut we got. well im all in.
 
befowe vogg even noed wut hit him the dier wuff i maid had him on tha grownd and my akth hit him tho hard upthide the hed. it felt gud to me until vogg got won big hit on me ouch that hurt but not ath much ath we hurt him. he thaid THATH ENUFF IM DUN and wan away. wondaline akshuly heeld me and thin went and heeld vogg altho. thee she can be nithe. i did notithe that win wondaline heeld me their was a thcwatch on her fathe that showd up but went away agin. i dont no wut thath all abowt.
 
well n e way i gueth beetin vogg wath are tikkit to gettin them on are thide cuz now worlard wanth uth to wurk with them to take down the bwue fathe orkth at a turnamint. but thereth thomethin abowt watchin the moon and we gotta come up with a plan before the moon is bwite agin. i dont no wut that meenth ether. ill weave all that to the wetht of the gwoop cuz im bad at comin up with pwans and i dont no nuthin abowt the moon i jutht no that it does git bwite thometimeth wich ith cool.
 
OH and appwentaly the ork shamin weeder guy ithnt a ork ith AKSHULLY A GOBWIN CALLD KWUZZKI i cant thpale it but yeah ithnt that weerd! the worlard finawwy gabe uth hith name wich ith wakvid.
 
gold tawkd with drydarith abowt wut weve pwannd and he towd uth to meat him in barka varr in a week. well me maid it there tho now we gotta wook for dyrdaradaruth.