29. I Won't Lose Control

sooo... i twied to find gold to come with me to pwactithe with the new thord but i cudnt find him tho i wint to the cwothetht twaining gwownd i cud find. the guy in thewe thaid i cud pwactithe but thin i akthed him abowt if they hav thomebody that can thtop me fwom going cwazy and he wath wike OH NO MAN I CANT WET U DO THAT HERE BUT U CAN TAKE THAT TWAINING DUMY FOR A GOLD. tho i did that and thin i fownd sortafine and fwaya inthted. i toad them wut i wath wanting to do and akthed them if they cud wach me and make shure that if i go cwazy they cud put me to thweep or thomethin. they thaid yep tho i tuk them and the dumy outthide the thity.
 
i thet up the dumy on the gwownd and toad sortafine and fwaya that if thomethin happinth i dont meen it and do wutevr they gotta do to thtop me and they thaid okay. but firtht i needed one of them to tell me thomethin to make me angwy and sortafine wath wike THANTA CWAWTH AINT WEEL and that made me vewy angwy tho i thtawted thwinging and wittewawwy the vewy firtht thwing wath one of thothe THUPER GUD hitth and i tuk down the twaining dumy but then i dont wemembew wut happind after that. it wath wike thomethin wath taking over me. i twied to wethitht it but i jutht cudnt. nektht thing i no i waked up and nobody wath awownd me. i wath bweathin thuper hard and i cudnt thee fwaya or sortafine. i thot i did thomethin weel bad but thin i herd sortafineth voithe and he wath wike whoa dude that wath cwazy im here by the way but im invthible... vinthisibl... u cant thee me and fwaya ith in her wamp. i toad them im tho thowwy if i hurt u and they thaid i didnt. thath win i wealized that wetthin wath wite and i wath wong i dont need thith thord if im gonna hurt my fwindth. i pwomithed them i wudnt uthe it agin unweth i cud git the bad thtuff takin off of it wike mabee wepwathe it with thomethin gud but keep tha alweddy gud thtuff u no. i thaid i wud akth wetthin if he thinkth he cud do that.
 
we wint bak to the tavern and i fownd wetthin eetin. i thaid hey wetthin i tuk sortafein and fwaya out AND THEN HE GOT ALL UPTHET AND TOAD ME PUT MY HANDTH ON MY HED AND TAVERN KEEPR GIT THE CONTHTABULL THITH MAN DID A MURDER but i wath wike NO I DIDNT I JUTHT TUK THEM OWTTHIDE THE THITY but that didnt thownd n e better. i wath finawwy abel to tell wetthin wat i wath twying to thay and he calmd down. i told him wut happind and how i didnt want the thord n e more unweth we cud take the bad thing off of it. he wath wike ya shure ill twy to take it off for u tho we wint to hith woom. he did thome thtuff to twy to take it off but he cudnt and he thaid that thereth tho much majik that ith all kinda tangld up and it wud take more tiem than he had to work with but we cud twy agin anothew time or go thomewhere to git it wemoved. i invitid him to come with me tho he new i wathnt metthin awownd and for weel didnt want to kill him wike he thot i did. he doethnt no a joke win he heerth one tho ill be shure to be thuper thewiouth awownd him fwom now on. i thaid thanks and jutht wint to my woom to wind down for the nite. befowe i weft i akthed wetthin if he evr herd of thanta cwawth and he thaid nope. MABEE I GIT TO TEECH HIM THOMETHIN! i dont git to teech peepel n e thing vewy offin tho thatth cool.
 
win i wake up ith alweddy time to git to the cawavan tho i jutht gwabbed a quik thandwitch and tuk it to the cawt to eet. evwybody came bak and we wath on are way. thometime duwing the day we herd thome noitheth awong the wode tho we thtopd to thee wat wath goin on. thuddinwy thewe wath a buncha owlbareth that jumpd owt fwom behind the tweeth! and thin while we wath fitin them thome wangerth showd up and dethided to take shotth at uth be we showd them. we tuk care of all the owlberrth and the wangerth twied to wun away but thome of them didnt make it. they shuda thtoppd win they had a chanth.
 
n e way gold tuk a wot of awwowth to the fathe in that fite. he fownd thome gold and twied to giv me thome but i wath wike UR THE ONWY GOLD I NEED and he gave me a big hug haha that wath funny. he thtill had awwowth in hith fathe tho i chekd them owt to thee if any of the awwowhedth wookd famiwiaw but nun of them did. thewe wath one that had a thymbol cawved into it. i wukd cwother and it wookd wike it had pwivate pawtth on it u no wut im tawkin abowt wink wink. im gonna hav to thee if mabee thith awwowhed ith thpeshul wike the one they tuk fwom me. i pulld thith awwow fwom goldth fathe tho ith alweddy pwetty thpeshul!
 
twevow made shure to git thome owlbare meet to cook water win were camping. well we git going and ith tiem to camp now tho we thtop and thet up camp. twevow cukth the meet he got and offerth thome to evwybody. i thaid OWL TAKE THOME and he waffd. i bin funny today i gueth ith nithe to make thomeone waff.
 
then we wint to thweep and win we woke up nuthin happind.