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Fri 14th Oct 2022 05:44

24. E-I-E-I-Oh No

by Rory Emberscale

sooo... i wath dweemin ow thomethin cuz i dont wemembew wat happind wile i wath athweep. win i woke up we wath in a fite. thath tho weerd. befowe i cud do n e thing thay alweddy kild evewything. they told me that wetthin jutht towd uth abowt the undew dawk thome mowe and they figgerd owt thome hand thineth that we cud uthe inthted of thaying wordth. that way we can be mowe quite inthted of woud.
 
n e way thin we dethided to wetht for jutht a wittle bit and thin keep goin. but wile we wath wethtin wetthin thtawted makin thome cool wookin gwattheth. he gabe them to me and towd me to put it on. OH MAH GAWSH I CAN THEE IN THA DAWK NOW WOO HOO. i towd him befowe mabee he ithnt tho utheweth aftewall but now heth akshuwwy helpd me thee down hewe. thath tho cool but he awtho towd me they dont watht a wong tiem tho hopefuwy we dont need them vewy wong.
 
we keep goin in the caveth. we come acwoth anothew won of thothe fwesh dogth that awe thuper fugwy and anothew wat guy. we take cawe of them weawy fatht and then keep goin patht them. we akshuwwy git owtthide in a gwove and theweth a buncha ded boddeeth awownd hewe. thath not a gud sine. but thin we wook up ahed and thee thith HYUGE WED BALL OF THOMETHIN THCAWY WOOKIN and we awtho thee wike a devil pewthon widing a metal woof.
 
dwaugniw i think we gonna need u.