22. It's Gettin' Real

awight we finawy dun fitin now. i wath abel to git tha poctluth... protcutithl... gait down jutht in tiem to keep motht of tha n m eeth owtthide but thin they twied to cwimb tha wallth they cwazy man. and then there weader towd them to faww bak and tho he jumpt off tha woof and that had to huwt but they weft uth awone aftew that. lard comandew jerky caim by to thee if we wuth ok and twevow towd him we gud. jerky dint hav n e nooth abowt thtuff fow uth tho we wint to take a qwik wetht.
 
we got to go thee jarke win we finish wethtin tho i got up to go git fwaya. i yell for her all ovew da pwathe and i caint find her n e wher. but thin a mowthe wan wite acwoth were i wath goin and it THCAWED ME THO I KIKD IT but wike mabee i kikd it to hawd cuz it wint fwyin pwetty faw. wethin thaw it ath pwactithe fow hith boom wandth tho he shooted it wile it wath fwyin. i gotta thay it wath akshuwy a pwetty gud shot but i thtill dont wike him. well n e way the mowthe then hit a gard and win it hit tha gwownd IT TURND INTO A NECKWATHE wike wat mowthe turnth into jeweweweewwy BUT THIN FWAYA POPD OWT OF THA NECKWATHE WAT EVEN ITH GOIN ON I DONT NO. and she gitth on to uth fow kiwwin her famiwiaw u no how we thpotht to no that thom wandom wat wath hew pet? we wittewewwy jutht met her yethtewday!
 
well n e way we git to fwanzthth pwathe and he bwingth uth inthide to jerky and thorin. they gweet uth and we thtawt tawkin abowt thtuff and were thethe invadewth caim fwom. we dont no and they dont eether.
 
but aww of a thuddin jorky minchind uwthuan and how a buncha wifts awe poppin up all ovew there and tha wurld. u no that feewing u git thometimeth win u jutht cant find tha wurdth to thay to cawm urthelf down? well i feeld that today. i cudnt thave wondaline fwom jumpin in tha wava but at weatht that wath her own dethithin to jump. ill be dammd if i dont at weatht TWY to thave my famiwy and fwindth fwom watevr thith wift thtuff ith. i have GOT to git to uwthuan fatht. but i no im not the onwy won in thith gwoop. i no they cawe abowt me or at weatht sortafine gold and twevow do and they will hewp me but i feew wike it wud be thelfish to want to thtop evewything and jutht go thee wath goin on ovew there. mabee i can get a methage to my pawenth or twy to git thome nooth abowt what ith happinin in thummerthong. i dont evin no if my pawenth awe thtill there. i wish i new how to hewp them. i feel tho utheweth...
 
thomehow im abel to git my mind off them jutht wong enuff to thee of thoren and the lard commader no n e thing abowt tha mammith and that elfin awwow i hav. they towd me they didnt no much abowt the awwow but win they thawted tewwin me abowt the mammith i had anothew won of thothe vizhinth wike i had at the wibwawy in barka varr. thith tiem i thaw a tord up baner bwowin in tha wind with thnow aww awownd me. am i thtawtin to wemembew were i wath or were i wint aftew i got takin by thothe bad guyth a wong tiem ago?
 
aftew i got bak to weawity it wath tiem to go therch the boddeeth of the thingth we kiwwed watht nite. well gueth wat. i fownd MOWE OF THOTHE MAMMITH THIMBALTH. thome of the mootinth had thim on there weather awmow. ith gettin weel fow me now.
 
we took thome thtuff bak to thoren to show him and aftew a wile he gabe me a peathe of papew with thomethin wited on it. ill do my betht to copy wat it thaid hewe:
 
Wulfrik the Wanderer