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1. To Karak Eight Peaks
soooo... thith guy gortek thomething-or-other thaid he needth our help fathing hith doom. i dont no what that means but it thoundth cool. anyway gold thinkth thith other guy felisk ithn't telling the hole trooth. well come to find out he wathn't. i dont no what he didn't thay but gold got it out of him. gortek or gotrak whoever didn't wike gold athking feliks that but at leatht felkis aplogi... alopogis... appgolis... thaid thorry to gold. thomething about lotth and lotth of cowwuption goin on up in kewak twelve peeks. im just fowwoing these guyth. i towd them i wath gud help.
we camped but duwing the nite, we heard thome doggs all awound us but they wan away when we twied to pway with them. oh well. no fun for them i thuppose. we juth went back to bed. ekthept wenaldeen. she thaith she doethn't thleep. well im all worn out tho i thleep.
we wake up and thtart hedding to kewak two peekth. the not thleepy wady got uth acwoth a wavine in the woad with her slappling huk. that wath fun, but mathira made a better wanding than me which ebwassed... ebmarsed... made me feel bad.
AND THEN OUTTA NOWHERE THOME NATHTY GUYTH CAME AWOUND THE COWNER AND HAD WIKE THEVEN HEADTH AND GATHILLION ARMS EACH AND I GOT TO THWING MY BIG AKS AND TAKE ONE DOWN BUT MATHRIRA MADE ME WOOK BAD AGIN BECAUTH THE ONE SHE WATH FITING DIDN'T CUM BACK AWAKE. but we got em. thornafine didn't even have a chanth at fiting them becauth we are THO FATHT!
they wath altho thome fiting at the wiver we fownd and we kiwwed all the emeneeth and made thome more fwiendth. sortafane even got to hit thomeone thith time!
wendaline and gold dethide we thouldn't keep our new fwiendth in our gwoup and wet them go ahead of uth.
we campt out again and nuthin hapind tonite. when we woke up wonaldine towd uth she didn't need to eat or dwink anything. thith made me athk wondaline if thee ever had to poop. thee luked at me weal funny and i told her i didnt meen to ofend her, but that im wewwy cuwiuoth. even mathira agweed that it would be weiwd fro thomeone not to ever have to poop! im gonna keep my i on her. she ith vewy thuthipsus... sithpushus... suppothit... thomethingth ith off about her.
we finawy git to krack ten peeps and WHOOOAAAA it ith THOOOO HYOOGE. there are dorf faceth on the gait that are AT WEATHT ten intheth tall. i never theen thomething thoo big befowe. goterk taketh uth inthide and he fownd hith fwriend who taketh uth even mowe in. we gotta meat the prints nando iwonammer or thonething, i dont no how to thpail it. to meat him, we have to weave our weppins at the dor. we walked in and there he was.
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1. To Karak Eight Peaks
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2. Onward and Inward
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Writing Prompt 1
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3. Of Mithe and Men
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Writing Prompt 2
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4. In the Hall of the Mountain King (Milestone: 2nd Level)
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5. The Thunder Rolls
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Writing Prompt 3
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6. In Like Flynn (Milestone: 3rd Level)
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7. Traveling with Trevor
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8. Intel, Knowledge, and... Thteven?
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9. Research and We Search
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Writing Prompt 4
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10. Rage Against the Machine
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11. Axes and Allies (Milestone: 4th Level!)
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12-13. Bold Plans and Boulder Dodging
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14. One Down...
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15. ...One to Go
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16. The New Vanguard
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17. Putting the Hurt On Us
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18. Highway to Hell
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19. Gone Too Soon (Milestone: 5th Level!)
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20. A Costly Mission Complete
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21. Midnight Company
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22. It's Gettin' Real
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23. Old McChaos Had a Farm
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24. E-I-E-I-Oh No
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25. The Bloodletter (Milestone: 6th Level!)
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26. I've Been Everywhere, Man
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27. Old Dwarf Road
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28. Bad World
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29. I Won't Lose Control
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