6. In Like Flynn (Milestone: 3rd Level)

soooo... we got to the entwance of the care ferik and the gards theem to be happy to thee uth bak hear and gortek and felekth tuk uth to tha word commender joker guy. befowe we git to meat him tho they tale uth not to weave the cathle becuz den we mite not git back in thince we havnt akshully joind the glided iwon yet. tho wile were waiting on dem to com bak to tell uth we can go vithit lard comander sortafine and gold showd me a cool game they wike to pway. gold thaid dat i wud git bak more than i put in tho i wath wike HECK YEAH IM GONNA MAKE THOME MUNNY TODAY BOYZ but then wen i pwayed gold tuk all my munny i put in tho i was weawy confuzzed becuz i didnt git bak anything. gold feeld bad tho he gabe me my munny back. he ith thuch a nithe dorf. oh and the name of da game is vewy cwose to my name becuz ith calld wowies or thomethin. thoundth wike wowy! how cool ith that?
 
n e way felkith finawy caim bak and thaith that lawd contender ith weddy for uth now. he taketh uth up in the cathle into hith woom wich is weawy big and ith a circul. he thoundth vewy impwest with wat we dun tho far. wondaline showd him da buk she fownd and he gave it to thome other guy that came in and he didnt wook wike he wiked wat he wus weeding ether. wondaline altho showd them the sord that da firy hart guy had win he was cut in too peaceth by that big twoll thing we fot a wong time ago. he didnt no about the other sord that da gost wady gave to gold. he thot it wuth cool and tho do i. now joker thaith we can join da gilden iwon for real and he tales uth we can ware da ofishul clock wich ith awthome! i didnt no we wud git new close owt of it altho! den he thayth we shud tawk to karl fwands abowt thomethin in nuln dath goin on.
 
now we go thee fwandz and he akth uth wut kind of contwakth we wanna do and we dont weawy theem to have much of a pwefwenth tho he tellth uth abowt thomethin to do wit orks neerby and we dethide to do that mishin.
 
after dat i wanted to thee if n e won in care ferik mite no wut da fanthy awwow i have tho i wint to a flecher and he didnt no abowt it tho he akthed the elf doin targit pwactith if she knowd abowt it. she thaid she wuth thurpwized to thee dat thith kinda awwow ith a elfen one but a dwagonbown had it insted. i towd them abowt how i got hear and i dont no how i got the awwow. maybe thith ith the kee to gittin bak to my famiwy. it kinda made me feel thad becuz wut if it meens dat thomethin bad happind to them? i weawy wanna thee them agin and make shur they are ok.
 
now i go bak to da bawwikth to have thom food and meat up with the wetht of the gwoop. matilda ith hungwy ath alwayth and thith time she awmotht got kikd owt of da pwace becuz she wath mething awound in da kichin and made the cuk mad. i herd him yell GIT OWT OF MAH KICHIN weel woud and that theemd to make matilda kinda upthet. well n e way she had wike theven bows of food! she was vewy hungwy indeed!
 
befowe i go to thweep i twy to thtudy the awwow a bit more to thee if mabee thom memowies com bak to me but they dont. tho i jutht put it away and turn over to go to thweep.