Obligatory Star Wars Quote

OH MINE GOSH! MAMA! IT WAS CRAZY!!
 
Ok ok ok ok ok! So! We were fighting the fish people and the people from the boat, and they were attacking the ship and trying to sink it! Then Galeo, the guy who tried to get us to pay him to protect the ship, he shows up and starts attacking too, and mama… HE WAS A SHARK! Like he had a shark head and shark teeth and everything, but he walked like a person! It would have been so cool if he wasn’t trying to kill us! But you know what is even crazier? I caught him in my moonbeam and he changed into a regular human! He was a shape-shifter mama!
 
Anyway, anyway! Oh mine gosh, I an so excited, I want to skip to the end to tell you the big news, but I should not! I will keep going!
 
Ok ok ok, so, we fight these guys on the ship and it takes a little bit, but after I turn Galeo human, Dio does like, this cool spell thing and completely takes Galeo out! It was amazing! I have never seen Dio fight like that (I think he was still sore at how this guy treated him last time they talked). And after Galeo went down, everyone else started to run away!
 
The only one left on our ship was a human named Big Heddy. She tells us that Geleo was the leader of their group, and he made them do these awful things to ships passing by so they could stock up on food and things like that. She was definitely not sad about him being gone. I like her, mama, I get a good feeling from her. SO! We offer to drop her off on the island if she would like to stay there, and she is so impressed that we do not wish to hurt her, that she shows us their secret hideout on the island! It was very much hidden and difficult to get to, but apparently there is lots of treasure in there, and a couple of her comrades, and some prisoners that Galeo had them keep tied up!!! Can you believe that!? He has people locked away like birds in a cage!
 
The minute we dock in their secret cave, everyone splits up. Some go to find the treasure, I think Dio was talking to Heddy and her friends, and of course I rush off to find the prisoners! Because, you know, they could be hurt or bleeding to death or something!
 
I do not know what the others found, mama, but I can promise you it was not as good as what I found.
 
SO! I find the prisoners, I cut them loose from the ropes that tied them, and before we go get them some food and water (they were all okay other a bit of dehydration and hunger) I asked if anyone has heard the name Moonlight before.
 
And guess what mama… ONE OF THE GUYS WAS NAMED MOONLIGHT!! AND HE HAS A DAUGHTER!!!!!!
 
It was Moonlight’s father! IT WAS HER FATHER! WE HAD FOUND HIM! I mean, it could have been someone with the same name who also had a daughter and had recently gone missing in a nearby area, so just in case I rushed him to the Capitan so she could see him!
 
IT WAS HIM! IT WAS! WE FOUNDED HER FATHER!
 
OH MINE GOSH OH MINE GOSH OH MINE GOSH!!!!!!!
 
But then the Capitan slapped him and shouted at him for abandoning her and her mother! I could not believe it! I am SO SO SO excited to hear what happened and how he came to be here and to see them reunited at long last!!!
 
Oh mine gosh, mama, it was just the greatest day ever! I am so happy for the Capitan! SO SO SO HAPPY!
 
Miss you and love you lots, mama! Do not worry, I will tell you all the details the minute I hear them!
 
-Memen